Read it...ya filthy animal.
Wow. Yeah. A new gay survey thing. Read it. It's fun.
DO YOU SNORE?
Sometimes Babe says I snore, but I don't believe her. She snores.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm totally a lover. Unless you're after my Eggo. Then I'm a fighter.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
rejection
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
If by "as a kid," you mean "I asked for Legos this Christmas".....
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I think some people will do anything to be on TV
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
and pencils
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
big chubby, happy Gerber baby
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
sometimes. not at the moment.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
gray
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
absolutely
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED
no.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can juggle. And talk like I'm on helium. And I can catch small items Kerensa spits at me from across the room in my mouth.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Hawaii
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Jay Leno is ugly as sin, the fuck does it matter if he's funny?
CAN YOU SWIM?
yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
nope....I'm avoiding crossing the line from "loser" to "emo kid"
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Fuck the ozone. I need Kitchen Spice room spray more than I need the ozone.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
"JUST ONE."
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Actually I can.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
no
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
for the moment
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
manual. plus I like the word "manual."
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I love hunting. Why just recently I was apartment hunting. Soon I'll be job hunting.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
yes ma'am
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
spiders and most metals
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU!"
like an hour ago
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I cried when Val married that jerk and moved to Virginia
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
eh, I dunno.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
in my pant leg
WHAT TIME IS IT?
12:57 AM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Bean
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
NO!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
On the way home from UConn
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yeah, but he retired from the toy business years ago and changed his name. Really let himself go. Rosie O'Donnell, he's called now.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED.
Do fat kids like Twinkies?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
only slightly, only slightly
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
coffee and family guy
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
well....it depends on my mood
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
not since the car accident, no
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
yes
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
none. yeah, I said it.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
good things happen when you're high.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER
yes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
green and dark
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
fairly loud. Not like...Mr. Vitale loud...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
on good days
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
They both suck. Big, dumb, UGLY, old macho men. There's no such thing as a smart WWF wrestler. There's no such thing as a talented WWF wrestler. There is only big, and small. And both suck.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
It's like I have ESPN or something.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
But of course.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
yes. and I'm too lazy to list them.
CAN YOU SKATE?
on good days
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
no. yes. yes.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
HA! No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
yes
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
nope
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
no
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dogs, I think, are the only ones who understand them. They're on the same level, dogs and men, you know?
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I hate people who have like....three or four spouses in their lifetime.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
more than average
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
kind of, compared to what it was like last week
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
starburst jelly bean
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
not usually
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
fucking...Enzyte...natural male enhancement....gay ass commercials
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
not nearly as often as I shop for AE clothes at the Salvation Army
DO YOU SNORE?
Sometimes Babe says I snore, but I don't believe her. She snores.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm totally a lover. Unless you're after my Eggo. Then I'm a fighter.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
rejection
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
If by "as a kid," you mean "I asked for Legos this Christmas".....
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I think some people will do anything to be on TV
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
and pencils
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
big chubby, happy Gerber baby
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
sometimes. not at the moment.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
gray
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
absolutely
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED
no.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can juggle. And talk like I'm on helium. And I can catch small items Kerensa spits at me from across the room in my mouth.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Hawaii
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Jay Leno is ugly as sin, the fuck does it matter if he's funny?
CAN YOU SWIM?
yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
nope....I'm avoiding crossing the line from "loser" to "emo kid"
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Fuck the ozone. I need Kitchen Spice room spray more than I need the ozone.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
"JUST ONE."
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Actually I can.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
no
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
for the moment
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
manual. plus I like the word "manual."
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I love hunting. Why just recently I was apartment hunting. Soon I'll be job hunting.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
yes ma'am
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
spiders and most metals
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU!"
like an hour ago
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I cried when Val married that jerk and moved to Virginia
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
eh, I dunno.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
in my pant leg
WHAT TIME IS IT?
12:57 AM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Bean
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
NO!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
On the way home from UConn
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showers
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Yeah, but he retired from the toy business years ago and changed his name. Really let himself go. Rosie O'Donnell, he's called now.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED.
Do fat kids like Twinkies?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
only slightly, only slightly
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
coffee and family guy
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
well....it depends on my mood
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
not since the car accident, no
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
yes
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
none. yeah, I said it.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
good things happen when you're high.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER
yes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
green and dark
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
fairly loud. Not like...Mr. Vitale loud...
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
on good days
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
They both suck. Big, dumb, UGLY, old macho men. There's no such thing as a smart WWF wrestler. There's no such thing as a talented WWF wrestler. There is only big, and small. And both suck.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
It's like I have ESPN or something.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
But of course.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
yes. and I'm too lazy to list them.
CAN YOU SKATE?
on good days
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
no. yes. yes.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
HA! No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
yes
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
nope
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
no
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dogs, I think, are the only ones who understand them. They're on the same level, dogs and men, you know?
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I hate people who have like....three or four spouses in their lifetime.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
no
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
more than average
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
kind of, compared to what it was like last week
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
starburst jelly bean
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
not usually
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
fucking...Enzyte...natural male enhancement....gay ass commercials
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
not nearly as often as I shop for AE clothes at the Salvation Army