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sabrina_pandora

Accurrrrsed leetle verrrmin

Jul 13, 2007 08:38

I came home last night around 12:30 and called for the dogs to go outside, then left the door mostly closed while I went about my business indoors. I heard the jingle of the collar of my current roomate's Jack Russel terrier almost immediately, and I strode back into the living room to see why he had returned so quickly and shoo him back outside ( Read more... )

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keyboardninja July 13 2007, 13:02:30 UTC

Have you tried beating Mr. Pees on Carpet, yet? That tends to work with mutts that won't learn their place.

sabrina_pandora July 14 2007, 02:15:37 UTC

Tempting. Very, very tempting.

ne July 13 2007, 14:07:53 UTC

I know it won't work since the dog has not been properly trained by his human but get a squirt gun and fill it with water, vinegar, and pepper.
next time he does that shoot his ass.
(Though avoid eye shots and ass shots cause it will sting.)
I use the stuff on my cat all the time as he ignores just plain water, vet said it was okay.

Though you may not get him trained before you move out you will at least get stress releif and satisfaction.

My other suggestion was to put him in his master's room all day so that he could go in there and spare the rest of the house.

Oh and not just any squirt gun, I have one that pumps up so it squirts thirty feet as my cat loves to do the sit there and make me get up game and then run and then go back to doing what he was doing, now I have a thirty foot range muwahaha.

sabrina_pandora July 14 2007, 02:16:28 UTC

I'll just move away from him and stick with my resolution to never put up with one again.

efire360 July 13 2007, 16:14:47 UTC

I suggest that next time you pee on Jack while he pees on the carpet. I know it's not ladylike, but it should end the territory battle.

sabrina_pandora July 14 2007, 02:16:43 UTC

If only I could whip it out that fast...

dementia July 13 2007, 16:53:09 UTC

I like all the suggestions. Little dogs are the fucking bnane of humanity.

vikingprincess July 13 2007, 17:10:03 UTC

I've known only ONE decent Jack Russell in my entire life. Most are annoying yaps in ugly fur coats that deserve drop kicking. And, much like Siamese, they are a one-person animal, and incredibly (as you pointed out) territorial.

sabrina_pandora July 14 2007, 02:17:53 UTC

I went from a min-pin terror to this one. Never, ever again. Next one I just assasinate in advance and look around innocently.