I shouldn't do mornings
Never fails. I read over all of the digests that I get from the many Yahoo groups that I belong to, and for so many of them, a wisecrack will pop up in my head to be made when I read through them in the morning. Pretty much one for each group.
Then I try to write it and realize that my brain is still tapioca and there's just no chance of me really being witty before I'm halfway out the door in the morning. The only thing that I seem to be capable of producing in the morning is poop, which I somehow can't get on an evening schedule.
I know. The glam of my life. Hoorah.
Here's hoping that my bosses will be in a better mood after they come back from their vacation, because they are acting premenstrual now. And that they will be willing to pay me a few days early so that I will be able to handle all of the arrangements for the big move this weekend. I'd say more but I'm trying not to blab the secret to an ear that might get it back to the one person I don't want to know.
Cheers, LJ. Time to get a shower and figure out what to wear today.
Geez I wish I could go clothes shopping...
Then I try to write it and realize that my brain is still tapioca and there's just no chance of me really being witty before I'm halfway out the door in the morning. The only thing that I seem to be capable of producing in the morning is poop, which I somehow can't get on an evening schedule.
I know. The glam of my life. Hoorah.
Here's hoping that my bosses will be in a better mood after they come back from their vacation, because they are acting premenstrual now. And that they will be willing to pay me a few days early so that I will be able to handle all of the arrangements for the big move this weekend. I'd say more but I'm trying not to blab the secret to an ear that might get it back to the one person I don't want to know.
Cheers, LJ. Time to get a shower and figure out what to wear today.
Geez I wish I could go clothes shopping...