Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August
spiderfrmmars and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
safetydance (-5000 points). Last Saturday I stole
dean_bean's purse (-30 points). In May I gave
bikibuu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4330 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
sabrep90