Urination is the greatest Nation

Mar 04, 2005 10:56

"...some say life is like a box of chocolates. Your life, however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"

"I must prepare for my journey! I'll need grenades... mace... baggie full of cheerios..."

"I'm told that your actions derive from some sort of inner pain. So I suppose that what you need is a a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!"

"Attention world leaders: I have 137 nuclear warheads trained on every capital city around the globe. The world is now under my control. But, oh no! I'm naked!"

"Wake up, Leona. This decrepit hooverville is infested with something besides idiots!"

"Oh for god's sake. I'm to entrust my life to a turtle; nature's D student?"

We all know Family Guy is a great show. And, if some of you don't, it is. So piss off.

...yeah, I got nothing.
Previous post Next post
Up