Seriously folks, I know most of the people on my list are teh sexxay and often use
the things I happen to be selling in their repertoires. Imagine how much more fun you'll have knowing that all that
sexy,
kinky sex you're having was made possible by me! No? Thinking about me during sex isn't appealing? OK, fine. Then how about just the satisfaction of knowing you helped out a sister with her side hustle? Surely that's a plus! :D
Another plus? The stuff we sell at Love U is guaranteed NOT to give you chemical burns on your delicate parts. You will not find phthalates in my store. Cross my heart.