~>.<~ Must hate doctors....
Oh for the love of ******!!!!!!
>o< I have been dumped on another doctor, this time the Internist... since I have been suffering such 'immense pains' (I just managed to write a very crappy Chemistry test, without even concentrating on it) and nobody could explain it and I didn't have medicine either, I was sent to the Internist... skipped Driving School and went to another place I have put on my list of 'Never go unless you're about to die sort-of place'.
The Internist.
For the second time in TWO FUCKING GRAND DAYS I have been POKED! Pokey... -_- Assistant docs must take sadisitc pleasure from poking people with evil needles... and the best was, it wasn't even the sort of Diabetic-poker, noooo, it just HAD to be the little pin with a sharp pointy end. But before that they measured my temperature... ok, not the assistant doc lassy, but my mum... first under my arm... perfectly normal.... and then.............
Mum: "You have to take one more temperature..."
Oh fucking hell... "Muuuuuummmm.... *whine*"
Mum: "I_I° Will you just get on with it?"
.... Mission Puppy-dog failed... FINE! "*whimper* *take off pants + tanga*"
.... I soooo do not want that thing up my @$$!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! ARGH!! Hopefully she can't find my arsehole... yes, hopefully it suddenly grew a skin over it and nothing can get in, that would be just perfect.
........ Shit... literally.
Ohshitohcrapohfuckohdieohshit!
I DO NOT WANT A STICK UP MY ARSE! NO! I REFUSE TO... HELLO-O?!!!!! OOOOOW! FUCK!!!! ASS FUCKED BY A TEMPERATURE-MEASURMENT-THINGY!!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING PRIDE?!!!! Argh... damn... paaaaaa~iiiiiiii~nnnnn....
... For once, I've got to give God credit for making me a sodding girl... I do not have to get ass-fucked like any bisexual guy on rut.... I sooooo do not envy sub-dominant gay guys... Arrrrggggh... how can they take this??!! And they take something at least TEN TIMES bigger than this demented measurment-thingy.
Talking about that fucking instrument, that has taken position up my anus....
HURRY THE FUCK UP!!! I'M DYING HERE!!!!!!!
*beepbeep*
..... Thank you. -.-°
Must hate measurment-thingies, must kill them all... why do they have to work best when they're up your privates??? The fucking creator of this monsters is lucky he's dead, because by now I would have hunted him down and stuck one of his own little creations up his ass... no, wait, make it ten of those little bastards... Oh, no even better, put a dynamite instead...
TIMES OVER! BLOW!
.... Eminem, I must honestly tell you that your text is extremely perverted and no, I do not want to blow.
Reminds me of a talk we had at school, when classes were over....
Annika: "*is trying to dig out a flyer from behind a glass* Comon... *digdig*"
Naddl: "...."
Mareike: "*trying to help by digging too*"
Jule: "...."
Amrei: "^^°°°°°"
WTF? Me: "-________-°°°°°°"
Annika: "ARGH... I can't get it out..."
One of the others: "Try blowing from the other side."
.... That was very double-edged.... Me: "Sorry, got no experience in blowing, can't assist you there."
Others: "O.o???? *start laughing*"
Okay, that was funny, but I was actually serious. Me: "=3"
Jule: "Yes, but you've got experience in the other stuff."
WHAAAAAT? Since when? Who? Where??? I do? Why didn't anybody tell me?!! Me: "O_O Excuse me???"
Hereby I state I DO NOT have ANY practical experience... thank you.
I still have to maim Jule for that comment......
*heads off to find her friend and maim her in her sleep*
~*SableSilence Lilith*~
>o< I have been dumped on another doctor, this time the Internist... since I have been suffering such 'immense pains' (I just managed to write a very crappy Chemistry test, without even concentrating on it) and nobody could explain it and I didn't have medicine either, I was sent to the Internist... skipped Driving School and went to another place I have put on my list of 'Never go unless you're about to die sort-of place'.
The Internist.
For the second time in TWO FUCKING GRAND DAYS I have been POKED! Pokey... -_- Assistant docs must take sadisitc pleasure from poking people with evil needles... and the best was, it wasn't even the sort of Diabetic-poker, noooo, it just HAD to be the little pin with a sharp pointy end. But before that they measured my temperature... ok, not the assistant doc lassy, but my mum... first under my arm... perfectly normal.... and then.............
Mum: "You have to take one more temperature..."
Oh fucking hell... "Muuuuuummmm.... *whine*"
Mum: "I_I° Will you just get on with it?"
.... Mission Puppy-dog failed... FINE! "*whimper* *take off pants + tanga*"
.... I soooo do not want that thing up my @$$!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! ARGH!! Hopefully she can't find my arsehole... yes, hopefully it suddenly grew a skin over it and nothing can get in, that would be just perfect.
........ Shit... literally.
Ohshitohcrapohfuckohdieohshit!
I DO NOT WANT A STICK UP MY ARSE! NO! I REFUSE TO... HELLO-O?!!!!! OOOOOW! FUCK!!!! ASS FUCKED BY A TEMPERATURE-MEASURMENT-THINGY!!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING PRIDE?!!!! Argh... damn... paaaaaa~iiiiiiii~nnnnn....
... For once, I've got to give God credit for making me a sodding girl... I do not have to get ass-fucked like any bisexual guy on rut.... I sooooo do not envy sub-dominant gay guys... Arrrrggggh... how can they take this??!! And they take something at least TEN TIMES bigger than this demented measurment-thingy.
Talking about that fucking instrument, that has taken position up my anus....
HURRY THE FUCK UP!!! I'M DYING HERE!!!!!!!
*beepbeep*
..... Thank you. -.-°
Must hate measurment-thingies, must kill them all... why do they have to work best when they're up your privates??? The fucking creator of this monsters is lucky he's dead, because by now I would have hunted him down and stuck one of his own little creations up his ass... no, wait, make it ten of those little bastards... Oh, no even better, put a dynamite instead...
TIMES OVER! BLOW!
.... Eminem, I must honestly tell you that your text is extremely perverted and no, I do not want to blow.
Reminds me of a talk we had at school, when classes were over....
Annika: "*is trying to dig out a flyer from behind a glass* Comon... *digdig*"
Naddl: "...."
Mareike: "*trying to help by digging too*"
Jule: "...."
Amrei: "^^°°°°°"
WTF? Me: "-________-°°°°°°"
Annika: "ARGH... I can't get it out..."
One of the others: "Try blowing from the other side."
.... That was very double-edged.... Me: "Sorry, got no experience in blowing, can't assist you there."
Others: "O.o???? *start laughing*"
Okay, that was funny, but I was actually serious. Me: "=3"
Jule: "Yes, but you've got experience in the other stuff."
WHAAAAAT? Since when? Who? Where??? I do? Why didn't anybody tell me?!! Me: "O_O Excuse me???"
Hereby I state I DO NOT have ANY practical experience... thank you.
I still have to maim Jule for that comment......
*heads off to find her friend and maim her in her sleep*
~*SableSilence Lilith*~