Things to NEVER say...
unless you WANT to sound stupid:
OK, so I was on the phone with Lyndsey talking about a phone call I had just had with the guy she is trying to hook me up with (two weeks after the original attempt that fell through). I was telling her how the guy asked what I wanted to do and I replied "I'm up for anything" and Heather yelled in the background "Sex! Sex! Sex!"
I don't even remember what Heather said to me when I told Lyndsey about this, but I turned to her and said "At least with the other guys I'd slept with I'd met them first" and she started laughing at me, and I started laughing too, cause damn it that was a really dumb way to say that...really really dumb
As the days go by I think my hair is secretly growing more and more blonde and one day all the brown will just wash out.
OK, so I was on the phone with Lyndsey talking about a phone call I had just had with the guy she is trying to hook me up with (two weeks after the original attempt that fell through). I was telling her how the guy asked what I wanted to do and I replied "I'm up for anything" and Heather yelled in the background "Sex! Sex! Sex!"
I don't even remember what Heather said to me when I told Lyndsey about this, but I turned to her and said "At least with the other guys I'd slept with I'd met them first" and she started laughing at me, and I started laughing too, cause damn it that was a really dumb way to say that...really really dumb
As the days go by I think my hair is secretly growing more and more blonde and one day all the brown will just wash out.