Crash Override
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-20071228-000005&print=1
10 ways we get the odds wrong.
Gortak asks you: can I have another heal? Oh wonderous one?
I really have no idea how I would react.
Funny Videos
For you New Mooners, this reminds me of something Fingerless would have done.
http://www.gskinner.com/blog/assets/InteractiveElm.html
I'm not sure why, but this amuses me a lot.
Weird Pretzel advertisement...
Another advertisement for the same product. It is stuck in my head. ><
http://cybour.50webs.com/Resources_toilet.html
Weird toilets of the world.
japanese head prank on FunnyOrDie.com
The Japanese have such an awesome sense of humor. =)
http://ourstereo.googlepages.com/brawl.html
Super Brawl 2008. Hysterical. =)
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Movies/daveshort2.swf
HAHAHa. so inappropriate.
http://www.funniestgadgets.com/2007/06/19/intimate-controllers/
groping as a video game. wow. these posts are getting perverted... maybe i should stop...
john1> hey how do i send a pm? :)
john1> guys?
quit> put a / before target's name then your message
*** john1 has quit IRC (like this? :))
Karg> ...Oh man.
Karg> That was almost too perfect.
http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
Funny thing. Yancey told me this story last week and i had NEVER heard of it before, and just happened to come across it today. so. yeah. here it is. funny d&d occurence. =)
"These men rescued Christian when he was a cub, then hand-raised him before he was returned to the wild. After a year, they met again. This is their reunion."
(We are a prepay station. A little old lady walks in.)
Lady: “So what, I can’t get gas now because so many idiots drive off? What kind of world do we live in that a Christian doesn’t get treated right?”
Me: “… I’m sorry, Ma’am, we lost over 75,000 gallons of gas last year due to drive offs.”
Lady: “This is just stupid. Why don’t you just turn the damn pump on? I’m filling up, I don’t know how much it’s going to take.”
Me: “Ma’am, you can either leave your keys, a credit card, or an ID, and I’ll be more than happy to turn the pump on.”
(The lady hands me a $20 bill.)
Me: “Alright, I’ll just prepay this 20, and it’ll shut off for you when it hits 20.”
Lady: “No no no. That’s my down-payment. Turn the pump on and I’ll come pay the rest.”
(I sigh and turn the pump on, I’m really not supposed to, but at least I’ll have some money to put towards it if she drives away. The lady goes out and pumps her gas, comes back in to pay.)
Lady: “One day, the Lord is going to come down and smite everybody who doesn’t respect the Christians who live by the rules.”
Man behind her: “I’m going to be a good Atheist and prepay my gas. $15 on pump 3, please and thank you.”
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2C54W4I5AUNVS/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm
This vaccuum sucks.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/423444
Funny Wii Flash. =)
HillBilly.
glumbert - Surfer Dude Gets Mad Eloquent
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Nefron rubs a bard of soap on his tongue
Nefron> *bar
Karyuu> Nefron, stop eating the minstrels.
http://producten.hema.nl/?whatthefark
...just watch.
Bellydancing Epic Fail.
http://www.top10kid.com/2008/02/14/top-10-gifts-for-a-geek-on-valentines-day/
Top Ten Vday Geek Gifts =)
http://www.thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/internetparty.html
An internet party. ><
http://www.kiwipulse.com/jennifer-maestre-colorful-pencil-sculptures/
coloured pencil sculptures. Kinda neat.
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
http://www.skt-products.com/contents/hikkoshi.html
I really don't know why someone would want to use a trebuchet to fling a woman her furniture, but here you go!
Score: 13216
http://funtasticus.com/20080214/painted-cats/
People paint their cats???
http://www.hippoarcade.com/games/2977/shift.html
Takes only a few levels to get to the key difference in this puzzle game - shift. Awesome.
http://puppyintraining.com/dog-puppy-humor/the-6-best-dog-costumes-on-the-internet/
Best puppy costumes.
http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/grid16.htm
Fun game (Grid 16) for a true gamer. Base run: Top Combo: 5/ Total Time: 140/ Best Multi: 2.6/ Carabous 2837// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 68%// Reflexes: 50%//Timing: 48%.
Secondary Run: Top Combo: 8/ Total Time: 220/ Best Multi: 3.6/ Carabous: 4362// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 71%/ Reflexes: 70%/ Timing: 73%
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/blast-o-matic/
Gauges determine your shot. high score: 119210
http://lakki.iki.fi/~lakki/Server_in_the_house.pdf
New kids' story!
http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/2007/12/clever-inventions.html
Clever inventions.
dfryer> I wonder how many times the telegraph was used for cybersex
Vengeance> lol
Vengeance> I'm not quite that old :)
dfryer> MY GAZE DROPS TO YOUR GENTLY SWELLING BOSOM STOP
Watch More Funny Videos at Viddux.com!
Oh it hurts my head. ><
http://www.snotr.com/video/774
This game would frustrate the hell outta me. ><
http://www.humorpix.com/videos/1824-Mom,-Im-an-atheist.html
Wow. What a threat!
MANAH MANAH OMG!!!!OEN1!!
10 ways we get the odds wrong.
Gortak asks you: can I have another heal? Oh wonderous one?
I really have no idea how I would react.
Funny Videos
For you New Mooners, this reminds me of something Fingerless would have done.
http://www.gskinner.com/blog/assets/InteractiveElm.html
I'm not sure why, but this amuses me a lot.
Click to viewWeird Pretzel advertisement...
Another advertisement for the same product. It is stuck in my head. ><
http://cybour.50webs.com/Resources_toilet.html
Weird toilets of the world.
japanese head prank on FunnyOrDie.com
The Japanese have such an awesome sense of humor. =)
http://ourstereo.googlepages.com/brawl.html
Super Brawl 2008. Hysterical. =)
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Movies/daveshort2.swf
HAHAHa. so inappropriate.
http://www.funniestgadgets.com/2007/06/19/intimate-controllers/
groping as a video game. wow. these posts are getting perverted... maybe i should stop...
john1> hey how do i send a pm? :)
john1> guys?
quit> put a / before target's name then your message
*** john1 has quit IRC (like this? :))
Karg> ...Oh man.
Karg> That was almost too perfect.
http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html
Funny thing. Yancey told me this story last week and i had NEVER heard of it before, and just happened to come across it today. so. yeah. here it is. funny d&d occurence. =)
"These men rescued Christian when he was a cub, then hand-raised him before he was returned to the wild. After a year, they met again. This is their reunion."
(We are a prepay station. A little old lady walks in.)
Lady: “So what, I can’t get gas now because so many idiots drive off? What kind of world do we live in that a Christian doesn’t get treated right?”
Me: “… I’m sorry, Ma’am, we lost over 75,000 gallons of gas last year due to drive offs.”
Lady: “This is just stupid. Why don’t you just turn the damn pump on? I’m filling up, I don’t know how much it’s going to take.”
Me: “Ma’am, you can either leave your keys, a credit card, or an ID, and I’ll be more than happy to turn the pump on.”
(The lady hands me a $20 bill.)
Me: “Alright, I’ll just prepay this 20, and it’ll shut off for you when it hits 20.”
Lady: “No no no. That’s my down-payment. Turn the pump on and I’ll come pay the rest.”
(I sigh and turn the pump on, I’m really not supposed to, but at least I’ll have some money to put towards it if she drives away. The lady goes out and pumps her gas, comes back in to pay.)
Lady: “One day, the Lord is going to come down and smite everybody who doesn’t respect the Christians who live by the rules.”
Man behind her: “I’m going to be a good Atheist and prepay my gas. $15 on pump 3, please and thank you.”
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2C54W4I5AUNVS/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm
This vaccuum sucks.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/423444
Funny Wii Flash. =)
HillBilly.
glumbert - Surfer Dude Gets Mad Eloquent
><
Nefron rubs a bard of soap on his tongue
Nefron> *bar
Karyuu> Nefron, stop eating the minstrels.
http://producten.hema.nl/?whatthefark
...just watch.
Bellydancing Epic Fail.
http://www.top10kid.com/2008/02/14/top-10-gifts-for-a-geek-on-valentines-day/
Top Ten Vday Geek Gifts =)
http://www.thosearentmuskets.com/sketches/internetparty.html
An internet party. ><
http://www.kiwipulse.com/jennifer-maestre-colorful-pencil-sculptures/
coloured pencil sculptures. Kinda neat.
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!
http://www.skt-products.com/contents/hikkoshi.html
I really don't know why someone would want to use a trebuchet to fling a woman her furniture, but here you go!
Score: 13216
http://funtasticus.com/20080214/painted-cats/
People paint their cats???
http://www.hippoarcade.com/games/2977/shift.html
Takes only a few levels to get to the key difference in this puzzle game - shift. Awesome.
http://puppyintraining.com/dog-puppy-humor/the-6-best-dog-costumes-on-the-internet/
Best puppy costumes.
http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/grid16.htm
Fun game (Grid 16) for a true gamer. Base run: Top Combo: 5/ Total Time: 140/ Best Multi: 2.6/ Carabous 2837// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 68%// Reflexes: 50%//Timing: 48%.
Secondary Run: Top Combo: 8/ Total Time: 220/ Best Multi: 3.6/ Carabous: 4362// Skill Sets: Prioritizing: 71%/ Reflexes: 70%/ Timing: 73%
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/blast-o-matic/
Gauges determine your shot. high score: 119210
http://lakki.iki.fi/~lakki/Server_in_the_house.pdf
New kids' story!
http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/2007/12/clever-inventions.html
Clever inventions.
dfryer> I wonder how many times the telegraph was used for cybersex
Vengeance> lol
Vengeance> I'm not quite that old :)
dfryer> MY GAZE DROPS TO YOUR GENTLY SWELLING BOSOM STOP
Watch More Funny Videos at Viddux.com!
Oh it hurts my head. ><
http://www.snotr.com/video/774
This game would frustrate the hell outta me. ><
http://www.humorpix.com/videos/1824-Mom,-Im-an-atheist.html
Wow. What a threat!
MANAH MANAH OMG!!!!OEN1!!