Asinine Concussions
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Awesome Glasses Ads. =)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
How To Do The Robot
It hurts my head.
How To Do The Thriller
ZOMBIE CLAWS. OOOOOOooooOoh.
Heathen tells you: It's all fun and games till someone pk's me, no worries =)
Lucent tells you: that sounds like a fun nimbyish thing to do. :)
Lucent says: I've thought it'd be loads of fun to kill stormfell, then just
hide out in his cave... ambushing anybody who came in
You are slightly damp.
Lucent appears to be soaked to the bone.
Lucent says: I think maybe I'd get people to shy away from killing my monsters.
Lucent grins.
Lucent says: roleplay the whole thing, of course. I'd be the big bad ogre in
the forest.
http://makevisual.com/work/mov/Glumpers-EP3-Treadmill1.mov
Cute.
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Larkin tells you: Hi nice lady. It is good to be hopped on.
(chat) Larkin: Oh my, but isn't Cymoc well-represented today.
(chat) Larkin: Cymoc4Life.
(chat) Kalimba struts her stuff.
(chat) NiMbY: i was a cymocian before it was cool.
(chat) NiMbY struts around.
Kalimba laughs at you.
You wink at Kalimba.
Kalimba huggles you.
http://www.brainmysteries.com/research/Aggression_as_rewarding_as_sex_food_and_drugs.asp
New research pertaining to the brain rewarding dopamine for aggression.
How To Give A Great Man To Man Hug
How to give a great man hug. HAHA.
Erin: windows makes me feel emo. =(
well
i should say vista
vista makes me emo.
Erik: well, technically you are on the outside looking in
Erin: ....
=(
Erik: but you wouldn't want to be inside that mess anyway
vista makes the world emo.
The first emo kids were just precog's that had seen the herald of its coming
Erin: the world was destined to be emofucked by vista?
Erik: That statement contains equal parts of both 'accurate' and 'truthy'.
Erin: :grins:
Erik: When in doubt, it is safe to assume Vista is the source of the world's problems.
We both know it deserves it.
http://www.itsjustabitoffun.com/date/2007/8/20/
Living in a garbage truck. Awesome. =)
http://www.keithwhite.us/cutback.html
Proposed democratic military cutbacks. =)
http://www.thedeadletter.com/read.html?004840978538172
Mike: does squee mean happy?
Erin: heh. yes. =)
Mike: good, my command of erinese is improving. :)
Click to viewhigh tech car door. "rotary drop door" - i find the classical music in the background amusing...
http://www.bloggingwv.com/this-is-why-trampolines-are-dangerous/
Why Trampolines are dangerous. =)
http://www.doubleviking.com/japanese-slip-n-slide-7796-p.html
They made a slip n slide obstacle course for a game show...
http://thecanalsblog.com/2007/10/caring-for-your-introvert.html
Caring for your Introvert.
http://albanysinsanity.wnymedia.net/blogs/2007/10/02/find-the-man-in-the-coffee-beans/
Find the man in the coffee beans... he is there. it is not a lie.
hahaha.
I didn't do it!
http://gigglesugar.com/287710
omg kid's on crack.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/28415/Why-I-fired-by-secretary-today
Why I fired my secretary. It's his own damn fault.
<3puppy
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/dance-party-friday/
Dance party friday at a local newstation....
(chat) Meridian: Sori you are just so horrible
(chat) Illusori: glad to know I'm not losing my touch
aww.
Super Monk vs. Viking Hordes. Haha. Thanks, Mike. =)
This tickles my spazrelish.
So lastly today. There was a link to 'psychoanalyze yourself'... so naturally i did it.
These are the questions.
http://www.nakedmic.com/Features/psychoanalyze_yourself.htm
These were my answers:
1. pirate ship and a bottle of water
2. left path
3. a white stag
4. i follow it through narnia
5. there's a giganctic bone dragon in front of it
6. of course, if a dragon's guarding it there are probably shinies inside
7. it's big and old; worn, but sturdy.
8. it's a massive river leading to the ocean with my pirate ship!
9. i say hello to the dolphins and say you're welcome for the fish
There's a link at the bottom of the page to analyze the answers. What do you think?