Stealerated from
dreadnot:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
A real post... eventually. After the last day or two, I don't feel like writing for a good while.
PS. Is is really surprising to anyone that I was born on the most cursed day in the Aztec calendar?