We must be stopped.
So 
arymabeth and I have already brought you the epic of why the Daedalus is an RV, right?
(10:14:00 PM) sabinelagrande: am I allowed to write about Mystique telling kids to get off her damn lawn?
(10:14:07 PM) sabinelagrande: she's in her sixties
(10:14:32 PM) arymabeth: she totally is
(10:14:35 PM) arymabeth: and she totally would
(10:14:49 PM) arymabeth: damn kids need to stay off the Brotherhood's lawn
(10:15:04 PM) sabinelagrande: that's why they have an island fortress, god
(10:15:47 PM) sabinelagrande: like, I want to see her, like, balking at prices and being scandalized by people's language
(10:15:52 PM) sabinelagrande: (by people I mean Pyro)
(10:15:59 PM) arymabeth: (mostly)
(10:16:20 PM) arymabeth: now I"m imagining the last homeowner's association meeting Erik got kicked out of
(10:16:26 PM) arymabeth: before they moved to the island
(10:16:28 PM) sabinelagrande: ahahahahahaha
(10:16:52 PM) arymabeth: he got into a screaming match about fence heights
(10:17:50 PM) sabinelagrande: and Mystique was like, "you sure showed them, baby," even after he was forcibly removed for picking up the card table and throwing it at the board, because she's a supportive common-law wife
(10:17:59 PM) arymabeth: yes
(10:18:01 PM) arymabeth: exactly
(10:19:31 PM) sabinelagrande: and then they were asked to leave.
(10:19:45 PM) sabinelagrande: but the joke is fucking on them because Erik turned the carport upside down.
(10:19:50 PM) arymabeth: yes
(10:20:43 PM) arymabeth: (it wasn't anti-mutant sentiment. just neighborhood fights)
(10:21:37 PM) sabinelagrande: (the neighborhood couldn't give a damn about mutants. this was in Boca. they were busy stabbing each other over bingo)
(10:22:50 PM) arymabeth: (they had other concerns)
(10:24:01 PM) sabinelagrande: there's something wrong with us. first we made the Daedalus into an RV, then we made Erik and Raven into retirees
(10:24:17 PM) sabinelagrande: ...who don't have an RV because I don't know who wins in that match.
(10:25:07 PM) arymabeth: no RV
(10:25:21 PM) arymabeth: Erik thinks they're tacky
(10:25:27 PM) sabinelagrande: because they totally are
(10:25:33 PM) arymabeth: totally
(10:25:43 PM) arymabeth: (Daddy Caldwell revels in that)
(10:25:51 PM) sabinelagrande: (completely)
(10:27:07 PM) sabinelagrande: however, if Erik didn't think cars were, y'know, beneath him, it would be pretty sweet, because as long as he stayed awake he wouldn't have to actually drive, y'know, with his hands and feet
(10:27:11 PM) sabinelagrande: it would be more relaxing
(10:28:11 PM) arymabeth: he could just read a book or something
(10:28:59 PM) sabinelagrande: I was thinking Mystique would be working the driver's ed break, but then it occurred to me that she probably never learned to drive
(10:29:20 PM) sabinelagrande: fly a helicopter, yes
(10:29:44 PM) arymabeth: fly helicopters, drive boats, drive tanks
(10:29:47 PM) arymabeth: but never a car
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arymabeth and I have already brought you the epic of why the Daedalus is an RV, right?
(10:14:00 PM) sabinelagrande: am I allowed to write about Mystique telling kids to get off her damn lawn?
(10:14:07 PM) sabinelagrande: she's in her sixties
(10:14:32 PM) arymabeth: she totally is
(10:14:35 PM) arymabeth: and she totally would
(10:14:49 PM) arymabeth: damn kids need to stay off the Brotherhood's lawn
(10:15:04 PM) sabinelagrande: that's why they have an island fortress, god
(10:15:47 PM) sabinelagrande: like, I want to see her, like, balking at prices and being scandalized by people's language
(10:15:52 PM) sabinelagrande: (by people I mean Pyro)
(10:15:59 PM) arymabeth: (mostly)
(10:16:20 PM) arymabeth: now I"m imagining the last homeowner's association meeting Erik got kicked out of
(10:16:26 PM) arymabeth: before they moved to the island
(10:16:28 PM) sabinelagrande: ahahahahahaha
(10:16:52 PM) arymabeth: he got into a screaming match about fence heights
(10:17:50 PM) sabinelagrande: and Mystique was like, "you sure showed them, baby," even after he was forcibly removed for picking up the card table and throwing it at the board, because she's a supportive common-law wife
(10:17:59 PM) arymabeth: yes
(10:18:01 PM) arymabeth: exactly
(10:19:31 PM) sabinelagrande: and then they were asked to leave.
(10:19:45 PM) sabinelagrande: but the joke is fucking on them because Erik turned the carport upside down.
(10:19:50 PM) arymabeth: yes
(10:20:43 PM) arymabeth: (it wasn't anti-mutant sentiment. just neighborhood fights)
(10:21:37 PM) sabinelagrande: (the neighborhood couldn't give a damn about mutants. this was in Boca. they were busy stabbing each other over bingo)
(10:22:50 PM) arymabeth: (they had other concerns)
(10:24:01 PM) sabinelagrande: there's something wrong with us. first we made the Daedalus into an RV, then we made Erik and Raven into retirees
(10:24:17 PM) sabinelagrande: ...who don't have an RV because I don't know who wins in that match.
(10:25:07 PM) arymabeth: no RV
(10:25:21 PM) arymabeth: Erik thinks they're tacky
(10:25:27 PM) sabinelagrande: because they totally are
(10:25:33 PM) arymabeth: totally
(10:25:43 PM) arymabeth: (Daddy Caldwell revels in that)
(10:25:51 PM) sabinelagrande: (completely)
(10:27:07 PM) sabinelagrande: however, if Erik didn't think cars were, y'know, beneath him, it would be pretty sweet, because as long as he stayed awake he wouldn't have to actually drive, y'know, with his hands and feet
(10:27:11 PM) sabinelagrande: it would be more relaxing
(10:28:11 PM) arymabeth: he could just read a book or something
(10:28:59 PM) sabinelagrande: I was thinking Mystique would be working the driver's ed break, but then it occurred to me that she probably never learned to drive
(10:29:20 PM) sabinelagrande: fly a helicopter, yes
(10:29:44 PM) arymabeth: fly helicopters, drive boats, drive tanks
(10:29:47 PM) arymabeth: but never a car
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