1. Still trying not to write the threesome fic, even though I have a GREAT John speech written in my head- yes, I just used John and speech in the same sentence, that is how epic this speech is. In fairness, it does begin, "Fuck you, McKay," so how could it not be great?
2. Trying to write Charles/Erik is giving me a conniption fit. You see, I sat down to write some fic with disabled Charles, because there isn't enough of it and I feel like researching and writing it would be beneficial. But I didn't even get that far, because the only story idea I have is SO DEPRESSING that I don't even know what to do with myself. I don't know if they would even get into bed for crying all over each other. It would just be The Day Charles Sat In His Wheelchair and Ate Haagen-Dazs* To Make Himself Feel Better, And Also Erik Ate Some Too. Oh god.
*He was going to be eating Ben and Jerry's, but I did my historical research.
3. Went and got my hair done at Rodney today.
Wait, wait, let me check... yes, still funny.
I do sort of look like the lovechild of Doc Hammer and Rogue. There is no bad here.
4. Good god, it is the return.
(05:29:22 PM) sabinelagrande: are you seeing this beta request on cldk?
(05:29:56 PM) arymabeth: ooh
(05:30:00 PM) arymabeth: I may ofer
(05:30:36 PM) sabinelagrande: I want the irony of that statement to sink in for a moment
(12:51:11 AM) sabinelagrande: magnanimous is really hard to spell without looking
(12:52:14 AM) coffeesuperhero: ...I read that as "magnanimous is really hard to spell without fucking"
(12:52:35 AM) coffeesuperhero: but yes, I agree
(12:52:41 AM) sabinelagrande: ....now there's a story prompt if I ever heard one
(05:44:19 PM) sabinelagrande: I'm so writing a story about Magento, though
(05:44:31 PM) sabinelagrande: like, he's Magneto from an alternate universe
(05:44:47 PM) sabinelagrande: and he shows up and he's like, "GUUURL, WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD WEAR RED AND PURPLE TOGETHER"
(05:44:59 PM) arymabeth: lol
(05:45:00 PM) arymabeth: yes
(05:45:17 PM) sabinelagrande: and Magneto is just like ::helmetpalm::
(05:46:55 PM) sabinelagrande: this will never not be funny to me, I don't care what anyone says
(06:05:00 PM) sabinelagrande: I want to point out something untoward, for a moment
(06:05:08 PM) arymabeth: go for it
(06:05:17 PM) sabinelagrande: Mystique is naked. quite naked, in fact
(06:05:33 PM) arymabeth: very naked
(06:05:55 PM) sabinelagrande: all these stories where she does it with someone in the hallway, or on the hood of the car, or w/e
(06:06:10 PM) sabinelagrande: the rest of us can hide the evidence by pulling our clothes back on.
(06:06:16 PM) sabinelagrande: Mystique is naked.
(06:06:22 PM) arymabeth: yes
(06:06:31 PM) sabinelagrande: I feel like I am the only one who has made this connection
(06:06:49 PM) arymabeth: she could always put some "clothes" on if they're in semi-public
(06:07:09 PM) sabinelagrande: I guess she could, idk, change her form, but idk if that would even, y'know, clean her up.
(06:07:20 PM) sabinelagrande: she's naked.
(06:07:46 PM) arymabeth: I think you're overthinking this
(06:08:01 PM) sabinelagrande: I think everyone else is underthinking this.
(12:13:54 AM) sabinelagrande: oh amazing typos. I certainly did not mean to write "John fists himself"
Mom: Have you seen Ironweed?
Sabine: ...Did you say Iron Weave?
(12:44:39 AM) sabinelagrande: god, I'm just going to go back to writing about buttfucking
(12:57:42 AM) arymabeth: good plan
(04:25:21 PM) sabinelagrande: I came to a realization at the salon today.
(04:25:55 PM) sabinelagrande: someone has to write an XMFC/new Trek crossover
(04:26:43 PM) sabinelagrande: this is motivated by my deep seated yet newfound conviction that John Cho and James McAvoy need to make out.
(04:28:06 PM) sabinelagrande: I will hear no arguments.
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