1. You guys,
it is, officially, colder than a witch's tit (sorry?).
I can't take this cold shit, you guys. The heater's on 72, I'm wearing my space boyfriend sweater, a thermal top, jeans, and my thick wool park ranger socks, and I am FREEZING MY TITS OFF. Like, I just stay uncomfortable between about November 20 and March 15 of every year. There are lizards better equipped to deal with this weather than me.
2. My
sga_santa fic is done and off to the mods! And it is short and kind of weird, but I'm pretty sure my recipient will dig it. But the point is, it is done!
3. A meme! From everybody!
If I came with a warning label, what would it say?
4. I am tired of my dairy products judging me.