Also, this icon pleases me in my soul.

[sabinelagrande]

1. After much sojourning, I am home. Glorious home! It may interest you to note that I have the most comfortable bed in the entire universe

Comments

[chaya]

Have you seen the 'lover' sketch on SNL? With Ferrell and Dratch? Oh my god it's exactly what you're talking about.

[sabinelagrande]

Yes! My god, that's all I can ever think of. Only my brain defaults to the iteration where Christopher Walken hosted, and they were all in the hot tub, and GOD SLASH WRITERS WHY YOU DO THIS.

[chaya]

CAN WE PLEASE MAKE A 'LOVER' MACRO

PLS PLS PLS

[sabinelagrande]

OH GOD YES

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD SAY, BUT IT MUST EXIST.

[chaya]

God what was that line about goat meat dripping all over their hands and mouths or something, you know what I'm talking about

MY LOVER

Let me show you him.

[sabinelagrande]

OH GOD, YES.

I personally vote for the line (GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN) about sex in the ear canal.

[chaya]

YOU NEED TO FIND THIS WALKEN THING AND SHOW IT TO ME, I HAVE ONLY SEEN THE DRATCH/FERRELL ONE

DFLDSKJFLK

[sabinelagrande]

THIS ONE. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

YOU REQUIRE IT.

[chaya]

OMG THAT'S THE ONE I SAW

HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WAS IN IT

[sabinelagrande]

MAYBE YOU WERE TOO TRAUMATISED TO REMEMBER.

[chaya]

[sabinelagrande]

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

[chaya]

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[ariadne83]

Because they are lazy can't stand the idea that the identity of the speaker might be ZOMG ambiguous.