WELCOME TO WRAITHBURGER, PITIFUL HUMAN.
arymabeth: there better be a Wraith with a hilarious name in the movie
arymabeth: possibly Cledis
arymabeth: or BillyBob
sabinelagrande: Stan
sabinelagrande: Stan's a good name for a Wraith
arymabeth: yeah
arymabeth: Howard
sabinelagrande: Boudreaux
arymabeth: yes
arymabeth: I would hang out with Boudreaux the Wraith
arymabeth: like, all the time
sabinelagrande: damn, now I have to write Boudreaux the Wraith into a story
sabinelagrande: Corporal Robichaux from AR-4 named him
arymabeth: yes
arymabeth: I was about to say, John was running out of names, some Cajun Marine piped up
sabinelagrande: that's how they also ended up with Wraiths named Carlos and Gunther
sabinelagrande: (it is a multi-national mission, after all)
arymabeth: yes
arymabeth: ... and a Pierre
sabinelagrande: Sven. there's definitely a Sven
arymabeth: well, duh
sabinelagrande: a Ken, too, because that works in a variety of languages
arymabeth: yes
sabinelagrande: BRUCE. THERE MUST BE A BRUCE THE WRAITH
arymabeth: YES
arymabeth: AND RODNEY IS OFFENDED ON BATMAN'S BEHALF
sabinelagrande: BECAUSE RODNEY IS THE ONLY NERD IN TWO GALAXIES WHO WOULD MISS A MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE.
arymabeth: Ronon keeps offering up Satedan names, but everyone else says they're not funny enough
sabinelagrande: no, there's nothing inherently funny about a Wraith named Kren
arymabeth: see
sabinelagrande: ....however, Kell is acceptable
arymabeth: and Tyre
sabinelagrande: there are many photoshops of "Welcome to Wraithburger, home of the Wraithburger"
arymabeth: YES
arymabeth: (I do not recommend eating a Wraithburger. the meat's a little iffy.)
sabinelagrande: ::snerk::
sabinelagrande: "WELCOME TO WRAITHBURGER, PITIFUL HUMAN"
arymabeth: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE THAT A COMBO FOR ONLY A FEW YEARS OF YOUR LIFE?
sabinelagrande: Um. I just came in for a milkshake?
arymabeth: CHOCOLATE OR BABY?
sabinelagrande: What?
arymabeth: STRAWBERRY, PUNY HUMAN
sabinelagrande: You know what? I'd like to speak to your manager.
arymabeth: VERY WELL
arymabeth: I AM THE MANAGER
sabinelagrande: (The Manager, obvs, is a Wraith Queen wearing a paper hat and vertical stripes)
arymabeth: (and saddle shoes)
sabinelagrande: (she's doing this to put herself through Wraith Community College, but she's thinking about quitting, because the fucking District Manager gets upset when she makes customers KNEEL)
arymabeth: (she's just trying to get her degree in communications. Just trying to make a home for her Hive.)
sabinelagrande: (She has several thousand mouths to feed, after all.)
sabinelagrande: (Hands. Hands to feed.)
arymabeth: (It's a real burden. And these damn Wraithburgers and fries don't do the job.)
sabinelagrande: (It's only worth it because she gets to take home a few customers to her drones at the end of the day)
arymabeth: (The bathroom door sticks. There's usually at least two stuck in there at the end of the day.)
sabinelagrande: (and, I mean, it ain't like skinny people eat at the Wraithburger, so most of the time there's enough to go around)
arymabeth: (Boudreaux usually brings home a couple from the construction lot to help out.)
sabinelagrande: ...maybe we're too into this show.
arymabeth: if you post this on the livejournal, I will buy you so many lizards.
PS: If you are on the facebooks, perhaps you would like to join Colonel Sadist's T. Rex Jamboree?