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merrilily1. Bold the names of people you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of people you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the people who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the people you've never heard of ?
5. Strike the people you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
7. Underline the people whom you would rather see having sex with another person.
1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv) [JOKE TIME: Why are there no scenes in the bathroom on 24? Because NOTHING escapes Jack Bauer.]
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) [Maybe if he brushed his teeth. For a whole day.]
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) [ANY ITERATION. That includes Karloff. No, wait, fuck, ESPECIALLY Karloff.]
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) [I've never actually watched Oz, but I have to reject him purely because I knew a punk kid in high school with the same name.]
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv) [However, if it was movie!Daniel I'd marry him. After sex. Maybe even during sex.]
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv)
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie)
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie) [I'd have to be pretty drunk. He's shorter than me.]
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv)
64) Harold Saxon The Master (Doctor Who,tv)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie, book) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) [I wouldn't, y'know, want him to know where I lived or anything, though]
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) [I just don't do hobbits. It's a personal thing.]
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv, book) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The O.C., tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie, book)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv)?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv, book)?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book) [I would videotape it and sell it on the internet]
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book) [But I'd rather do the iteration from Growing Up Cullen]
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv)?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)?
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv)?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv) ?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D., tv) [If I hear "I need you to relax your anus" I'm fucking leaving]
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies, tv)
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv)?
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
114) Ronon Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) [I'd have to be tipsy, but only because he still looks like my little brother.]
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv)?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit, tv)?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)?
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv)?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami, tv)?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie) ?
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv)
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
133) Julian Sark (Alias, tv)?
134) Methos (Highlander, tv)
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
136) Wash (Firefly, tv)
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) [I don't know why everybody's marking no. I wouldn't date him or anything, but I'd ride him like a pony.]
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv) [See previous.]
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv) ?
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) [Every day, twice on Sundays]
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
142) The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv) [...I feel my answers to 142 and 143 should not be different.]
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) [Don't fuck with Chuck.]
145) Zack (Bones, tv)?
146) Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv) [I do not have enough HTML to express the level to which I would hit it]
148) Gambit (X-men, comics)
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie, book)
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie, book)
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv)?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv)?
154) Castiel (Supernatural, tv)
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv) ?
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie)
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies) [Hell to the no. Little bitch.]
158) Neo (The Matrix, movie)
159) Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human, tv)
161) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv) [STONE ME IF YOU MUST]
162) William Miller (Almost Famous,movie)
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv)
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie)
166) John Crichton (Farscape, tv)
167) Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movie, book) [...Which one is he?]
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) ?
171) Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv)?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)
173) Will Tippin (Alias, tv)?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv)
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv)
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) [Uh. Isn't that a little pedo?]
177) Arthur (Merlin, tv)
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book)?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv)
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, movie)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv) ?
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galictica, tv) [ExuberantLee!]
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv)
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv)
190) Henry Spencer (Psych, tv)
191) Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie)?
192) Dom Torretto (Fast and Furious, movie) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie)?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv)?
199) Chad Michael Murray (One Tree Hill, tv)?
200) Russell Hammond (Almost Famous, movie)
201) John Preston (Equilibrium, movie)
202) The Spirit (The Spirit, comic, movie) [Comic version only, thank you]
203) Peter Bishop (Fringe, tv) ?
204) John Connor (the Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
205) Richard Cypher (Legend of the Seeker, tv) ?
206) Conner (Trust Me, tv) ?
207) Freddie McLair (Skins, tv)?
208) Jack Dawson (Titanic, movie)
209) Sebastian Valmont (Cruel Intentions, movie)
210) Zack Morris (Saved By The Bell, tv)
211) The Graverobber (Repo! The Genetic Opera, movie)
212) Zoe Bell (Death Proof, movie)?
213) Merlin (Merlin, tv)
214) Donna Noble (Doctor Who, tv)
215) Zoe Washburne (Firefly, tv; Serenity, movie) [CAN I GET AN MFY]
216) Kyle Reese (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv; Terminator, movie)
217) Oz (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
218) Sarah Connor (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv; Terminator 1, 2, 3, movie)
219) Han Solo (Star Wars, film, books)
220) Alexander (Xander) Harris (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, tv, comics)
221) Sam Seaborn (The West Wing, tv)
222) Jethro Gibbs (NCIS, tv)?
223) Teyla Emmagan (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) [This should be on here already. C'mon guys. Get on the stick.]
224) Tony Stark (Iron Man, comics, movie) [WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.]
225) Radek Zelenka (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) [He is tiny and precious and he could probably fix your vibrator if it broke.]
226) Vala Mal Doran (Stargate SG-1, tv) [Just try and tell me she wouldn't be fun in the sack. Go on.]
From everybody and they momma:
Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.