PSA

[sabinelagrande]

Dear children:

I have the writers block. It is catching, I have noticed.

Please to give me the prompts and/or the pairings. I do not care about the fandom. In exchange I will give you... something. Pornography, probably.

Love?

-sabinelagrande

Comments

[sarahofcroydon]

I have the writers block too. It's killing me slowly inside.

I request an Apollo/Klavier terribly badsex fic. In which things go terribly wrong and relievingly right at the same time. IDK. >.>

[sabinelagrande]

Excuse my incredible silliness.

--

"You're sure you're okay with, um-"

"Of course, Spatz."

"It's just that, I mean, you usually, and I don't know if-"

"Forehead."

"Right, right. So should I just-"

"Any time would be nice."

"Are you ready?"

"Yes!"

"Are you sure?"

"Show me your Chords of Steel!"

"...was that supposed to be hot?"

"This from the man who shouts 'Here comes Justice!'?"

"Point taken."

"Let's get on with the show, ja?"

"Um, just lift up your- like that, yeah- and I'll- oh God, Klavier-"

"Er, Mausi?"

"It's so- oh Klavier-"

"Um, darling, you-"

"You too, baby, oh god-"

"Apollo."

"Hmm?"

"You aren't-"

"What?"

"In."

"...oh."

"Here, just let-"

"I'm so sor-"

"Nein, nein, here, just- mmm-"

"Oh."

"Better?"

"Oh, fuck."

"That's the idea."

[sarahofcroydon]

Aaaaahahahah!!! Oh, poor Apollo. :D I imagine his first proper experience would just about fry his brain.
I also like the idea that they'd improve over time together. <3

[commodoremarie]

Not care about the fandom? Alas, I would throw strange things at you if I believed that, but... I fear that's not exactly what you intended. But how about some House/Wilson/Cuddy? I know you're in that fandom!