1. Cut a hole in the box.

[sabinelagrande]

Title: Do
Summary: House lays in bed, and he tries not to think about anything at all.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 227
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, male masturbation and het sex. Aren't legal? Don't read.
Pairing: House/Cuddy
A/N: A bookend for Don't, and my last Smut Tuesday for a long while. How sad! I really need to work on my sentence structure.

Comments

[leiascully]

Why are you so great?

[sabinelagrande]

It's very difficult. One must take lessons.

[leiascully]

Will you teach me? I'll sit at your feet.

[sabinelagrande]

Only if you'll tell me how to be as awesome as you.

[leiascully]

Absolutely. We can have a coalition of cool. A coolition, if you will.

Or if you won't, that's okay too. That's pretty awful.

[sabinelagrande]

I think perhaps it should be the Cool Conference. Though the coolition would be ironically hip.

[leiascully]

As long as we don't have to have trucker hats. Maybe we can have really thin t-shirts instead.

[sabinelagrande]

Trucker hats are right out, cause hat hair isn't even hip ironically. But I think we should definitely have Chucks.

[leiascully]

You may! But I've never been into them. I'll stick to my thin t-shirts and my snazzy little sneakers.