How to write a paper you don't want to write
How to write a paper
Open new word document
Fix format; type name, course number, date, and title of paper
Type two words
Check e-mail
Reply to e-mail
Go back to paper, and make sure the pages are numbered
Start outline
Check Facebook
Braid hair
Get disconnected from internet
(20 minutes later) Finally fix connection
Write thesis paragraph
Unbraid hair
Come up with three new ideas for senior thesis project
Paint nails
Write first sentance of new paragraph
Start the works cited page
Check Facebook again
Update Facebook status
Sign up for questia for the third time, even though their bastards
Search Questia and find one or two relevant articles
Rebraid hair
Get disconnected from internet again
Scream
Reconnect and hit refresh
Read BBC page
Read Livejournal friends page
Fill out surveys about iTunes music
Write two pages of paper
Insert some relative information from the Questia articles
Realize more info is needed
Go onto Wikipedia
Read about Kleenex
Read about Balsam
Read about bears
Find something relevant to paper topic
Check e-mail again
Write another page and a half
Insert Wikipedia info
Unbraid hair again
Write the last three pages
Play with the format a bit
Insert two more citations
Update LiveJournal
Write conclusion paragraph
Spell Check.
Word Count.
Save.
Print.
Le Fin
Open new word document
Fix format; type name, course number, date, and title of paper
Type two words
Check e-mail
Reply to e-mail
Go back to paper, and make sure the pages are numbered
Start outline
Check Facebook
Braid hair
Get disconnected from internet
(20 minutes later) Finally fix connection
Write thesis paragraph
Unbraid hair
Come up with three new ideas for senior thesis project
Paint nails
Write first sentance of new paragraph
Start the works cited page
Check Facebook again
Update Facebook status
Sign up for questia for the third time, even though their bastards
Search Questia and find one or two relevant articles
Rebraid hair
Get disconnected from internet again
Scream
Reconnect and hit refresh
Read BBC page
Read Livejournal friends page
Fill out surveys about iTunes music
Write two pages of paper
Insert some relative information from the Questia articles
Realize more info is needed
Go onto Wikipedia
Read about Kleenex
Read about Balsam
Read about bears
Find something relevant to paper topic
Check e-mail again
Write another page and a half
Insert Wikipedia info
Unbraid hair again
Write the last three pages
Play with the format a bit
Insert two more citations
Update LiveJournal
Write conclusion paragraph
Spell Check.
Word Count.
Save.
Print.
Le Fin