1. Your Full Name: Jericho Laviticus Sugerbaker III 2. Age: 23 3. Fave Color: White, like the Lord 4. Fave Movie: What's a movie? 5. Fave Song; We Amish love anything about the Lord 6. Fave Band: Brother Ezekial's Barn Raisers (We're going to raise some barns, tonight!) 7. Most Embarassing Moment: When Sister Ethel dropped the mashed potatoes all over Brother Mortimer's prized butter churn. We were all embarrassed. 8. Are you a virgin? YOU HAVE HIGHLY OFFENDED ME, MADDAME. GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLK DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? We are brethern in the eyes of our Lord. 2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? I wouldn't think to make any feelings known without proper consent from thine father. 3. Would you kiss me? My dear lady, please! 4. ...with tongue? YOU ARE TREADING A THIN LINE, SISTER. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SUCH ADULTEROUS INQUIRES. 5. Would you enjoy it? WH--I--YOU.... 6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? I am a gentleman. I would accompany you to any chore, Sister. 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? I do not understand...what is this "movie theater"? 8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: When I was a child, I mistakenly latched the till to the buggy horse. I was very embarrassed. 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? We would first drive out the evil spirits that inhabit your vile being, and then we would clense you with the eyes of the Lord. 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? Well...I didn't want to say anything, but I saw your ankle, the other day. I will be forced to report to your father that you do not wear your skirt, appropriately. 11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? With valor, for the Lord favors courage. 12. Do you talk crap about me? What is this you speak of? 13. Do you think I'm a good person? All women are vile, decietful, and troublesome. Only through submission to the Lord can you be saved. 14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Sleeping Only? Missus! I assure you, any of that debauchery would not fly with me, or the Lord! 15. Do you think I'm Hot? The sun has peaked, and I was worried that you might become parched. 16. Would you call me just because? I would never think to interrupt family prayer or dinner just to venture to your house to call. Proper arrangements would be made. 17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you? Of course not. Silly jezebel, there are no problems beneath the Lord. 18. If you could change anything about me, would you? Other than your inherent evil, you are just as the Lord made you. 19. Would you date me? Date? I do not understand. Do you fear expiration? 20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What is this "hang out"? As I said before, I would not dare to be so rude as to come calling, uninvited. 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I shall post it upon Brother Zachery's sawmill. Good day, maddame.
2. Age: 23
3. Fave Color: White, like the Lord
4. Fave Movie: What's a movie?
5. Fave
Song; We Amish love anything about the Lord
6. Fave Band: Brother Ezekial's Barn Raisers (We're going to raise some barns, tonight!)
7. Most Embarassing Moment: When Sister Ethel dropped the mashed potatoes all over Brother Mortimer's prized butter churn. We were all embarrassed.
8. Are you a
virgin? YOU HAVE HIGHLY OFFENDED ME, MADDAME. GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLK DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends? We are brethern in the eyes of our Lord.
2. Do you
have a crush/attracted to me? I wouldn't think to make any feelings known without proper consent from thine father.
3. Would you kiss me? My dear lady, please!
4. ...with
tongue? YOU ARE TREADING A THIN LINE, SISTER. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SUCH ADULTEROUS INQUIRES.
5. Would you enjoy it? WH--I--YOU....
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with
me if I ask you out? I am a gentleman. I would accompany you to any chore, Sister.
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? I do not understand...what is this "movie theater"?
8.
Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: When I was a child, I mistakenly latched the till to the buggy horse. I was very embarrassed.
9. Would you take care of me when
I'm sick? We would first drive out the evil spirits that inhabit your vile being, and then we would clense you with the eyes of the Lord.
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't
before? Well...I didn't want to say anything, but I saw your ankle, the other day. I will be forced to report to your father that you do not wear your skirt, appropriately.
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? With valor, for the Lord favors courage.
12. Do you
talk crap about me? What is this you speak of?
13. Do you think I'm a good person? All women are vile, decietful, and troublesome. Only through submission to the Lord can you be saved.
14. Would you let
me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Sleeping Only? Missus! I assure you, any of that debauchery would not fly with me, or the Lord!
15. Do you think I'm
Hot? The sun has peaked, and I was worried that you might become parched.
16. Would you call me just because? I would never think to interrupt family prayer or dinner just to venture to your house to call. Proper arrangements would be made.
17. Would you ever listen to my
problems even if they dont involve you? Of course not. Silly jezebel, there are no problems beneath the Lord.
18. If you could change anything
about me, would you? Other than your inherent evil, you are just as the Lord made you.
19. Would you date me? Date? I do not understand. Do you fear expiration?
20. Would you come over for no
reason just to hang out? What is this "hang out"? As I said before, I would not dare to be so rude as to come calling, uninvited.
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? I shall post it upon Brother Zachery's sawmill. Good day, maddame.
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