Me want food
So I went to International Mall today. Tried buying some new clothes. I realized something I've known for a while but it became disgustingly apparent today: I have gained a lot of weight. Ever since I started my new job I've had no time to eat anything other than fast food and Quizno's. I'm spilling over my jeans now and most of my tops go up over my horrific muffin top. I am going to go on the Japanese paper diet and eat nothing but origami cranes until I look normal again. This totally sucks.
I AM POST-MYSTIC PIZZA JENNA MARONEY.
I managed to buy a couple of things. Damn Macy's only has the chonga clothes on sale. The website has cute things at decent prices so I think "Yay! I can get this at the store!" Wrong! Everything is over-bedazzled or spandex-y and the entire section with the clothes I like is at regular price. Everything else is on sale. "How much is this? $80!?!?" I ended up with this super cute dress that I hope to wear when my ass doesn't look like a hot air balloon. I also got this reddish-coral colored cardigan. More sweaters! I am always cold. I am an old lady. Then at Old Navy I got gladiator-ish sandals for $13. Not $30 like the other places have been trying to charge me. Those things don't cost $30. Don't lie to me.
I AM POST-MYSTIC PIZZA JENNA MARONEY.
I managed to buy a couple of things. Damn Macy's only has the chonga clothes on sale. The website has cute things at decent prices so I think "Yay! I can get this at the store!" Wrong! Everything is over-bedazzled or spandex-y and the entire section with the clothes I like is at regular price. Everything else is on sale. "How much is this? $80!?!?" I ended up with this super cute dress that I hope to wear when my ass doesn't look like a hot air balloon. I also got this reddish-coral colored cardigan. More sweaters! I am always cold. I am an old lady. Then at Old Navy I got gladiator-ish sandals for $13. Not $30 like the other places have been trying to charge me. Those things don't cost $30. Don't lie to me.