Are you a Seme or an Uke?
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a little harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke who will give you what you want and be none the wiser.
Opportunist Seme
Are you a Seme or an Uke?
*Holding sides*
That's just.....
Way TOOO Funny!
*looks around for a few "Clueless Uke's"*