Fic - The List

[saberivojo]

Title:  The List
Characters: John and Dean
Rating:  PG for cussing.  Gen.
Word Count:  2000ish
Summary:  The first time John is left with Dean.

AN:  So…I asked for prompts and flinchflower wanted to know about the first time John was left with little Dean.  Quite a bit of the story is taken from the personal Saberivojo archives.  Tis true. *Swears.*

Comments

[amberdreams]

Clearly John needed a mate like Jared to explain all about wee wee tee pees....

[saberivojo]

Ah, I'm sure Jared has a few tales to tell!

[tifaching]

Ahahaha! Poor John. I can identify with wondering about the way their limbs bend trying to get them out of their clothes. It seems like you're going to dislocate a shoulder every time you try.

"Of course his boy could puke projectiles!" Such a proud daddy!

Oh, this was funny and heartwarming. If only...

[saberivojo]

Hee, glad you liked. Baby Dean is adorable and poor John trying to make a go of it without Mary cracked me up! Puking projectiles sounds like something John would love huh? Glad you liked.

The freakin' List

[gail11803]

I haven't cackled this much in a long time. I didn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading. It brought back major memories of my own son. He projectile vomited like a fire hose. The boy had distance. He could shoot 10 feet across an entire room, and not even bat a baby eyelash. He was also the master pooper of the universe. He was, in a word, DISGUSTING. LOLOLOL..and I loved every minute of it. I wish I could turn the clock all the way back to those gross, stinky, poopified days. He got married in August, but he's still a little stinker. LOLOL. Thanks for making my day. Great story. gail

Re: The freakin' List

[saberivojo]

You can't write a story like this without personal knowledge! They say write what you know! My boy was the same as yours and he just got married last month. Ah, I miss the poo and pee, it was easier if messier then. Glad you got a chuckle and a remembrance of your "little" one!

[borgmama1of5]

This was priceless--clearly based on a real-life experience, which made it even funnier, knowing it was not made-up--and I felt a lot of sympathy for John/the person this happened to!

[saberivojo]

Truth! It happened to "my" John too! He loved to tell the tale of the day his boy peed in his face! Only happened once though, after that we all kept that thing covered!

[auntmo9]

Oh my goodness...this takes me back to my babysitting days! Oh poor John...and of course Dean laughed! Well fed and clean...what baby wouldn't be happy? :)

[saberivojo]

Babysitting is always interesting - especially with a little Dean to deal with! But I suppose we couldnt' expect anything less then trouble with that kid.