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Hi-hello-hi! :D
Only 3 updates in one month, phew! I need to stop watching so many videos and give my journal more love. I changed the layout, for starters :D I've been meaning to change it for weeks, but didn't like the designs I came up with and ended up casting aside Photoshop in frustration. Sorry Photo-chan. Now I just need to revamp my icons. I have about 100 icons to post (when was the last time I made an icon post?) but they're all from my new fandom, aka Hello!Project. Shit. I gave in. The pink side finally ate me. Dark side, aka JE, please throw in some crack, you're being so desperately boring lately D: So, yes, expect or fear a long icon post coming soon. Btw, what do you think about the layout? I intended to make it colorful and more or less original, but maybe it turned out more psychedelic xD
I remember writing about my distinguished neighborhood some time ago, right? Summarizing, a bunch of people from Africa, South America, Eastern countries (Russia, Romania, etc) and other countries such as India and Chuck Norris knows where, as well as the "locals". Man, EVERYONE can be SO annoying.
The most annoying of them all is a white, 30-year-old fat man with voice like a grandma's. He used to live with a South-American woman, but she left him and now he's alone and more annoying than ever. They used to fight and shout like psychos before, but at least it was during the day, and not at 3AM like it happens now. Since she left him, he sleeps during the day and wakes up at midnight to implore her to come back. Um, okay, do what you want, but don't do it from the window and shouting like mad when everyone's sleeping with their own windows opened because of the damned 35ºC/95ºF. It's hard to fall asleep when it's so hot, so please STFU. He also started his own shitty radio program in the net two weeks ago, and by radio program I mean Latin songs from 12-2 AM. Full blast. But out neighborhood is a bunch of cowards and nobody says anything. Even if you try calling the police, it'd be useless. First, they come ONLY if the one who causes the trouble is a "local". That's a strange case of racism, isn't it? And second, if they come (30 minutes later if you're lucky) and the noise has stopped, the one who ends up paying a fine is you. Okay. No wonder all the mafias come here to Spain, our cops suck.
So, do you know what stopped the white, fat man from bothering the whole neighborhood? A bucket of water. Yup. We're in the 21th century, yet the most effective way to solve problems is a bucket of water. It was the Russians/Ukrainians/whatever from above. I live in the building in front of his (the street is narrow so the buildings are close), and if I was pissed off, I can't think how pissed off those neighbors from above must have been. So, bucket of water down the facade and onto his room! Just a little water got to his laptop, but enough to get him out of the window, look above, curse a little, get back, close everything and STFU. Go, Russians! Now he only shouts once in a while, I guess he fears another bucket of water coming down.
Okay, not real but accurate :D
Also, the South Americans (the ones next to my house who are always banging their wall which also happens to be my wall) renovated their house and left lots of wooden pieces in the street, next to the container. There was a door with two porn posters attached with tape. Next morning, everything was the same except for the posters, which weren't there anymore, well, only the ripped corners were, lol.
Sooo, that was the first part of the series Neighborhood Monogatari, which will be updated if anything funny happens.
I'll make the fandom-related post when I finish some more icons, so let's end this here :D
Edit: Shit, I got bitten by a mosquito.