Okay guys, you win.
I LIKE MORNING MUSUME.
I'm not too fond of their music, but their tv shows are made of AWESOME. Not kidding. Momosu are SO MUCH FUNNIER than JE groups! Plus, Kago and Tsuji are the only ones who had managed to make a fool of Nakai, Taka-san and Downtown. Yup, those two are my favourites. But I also like Iida, Yossie, Yaguchi, Goto and some others.
I've just watched the Field Trip special subbed by
H!PS, and OH MAN. AWESOMENESS.
This is Tsunku, the boss. The same as Johnny, but 30 years younger. He tells the other guy, a comedian, to organize a field trip for the nine members, because due to their busy schedule the girls don't have time to fool around like the other kiddos.
They can't cancel their activities, so he has to accomplish each girl's wish in 5 days, visiting them at work. First he encounters Iida. He proposes. She accepts. They dance.
More girls come, Yaguchi seems somewhat reluctant at first. The guy hits her. She hits him back. Hard. She accepts. They dance.
The guy is afraid of Maki Goto, lolololol. He thinks she's very cool and wouldn't laugh at his jokes, even though she smiles at him every time they meet. She's the only one he doesn't tell about the trip.
First, they accomplish Iida's wish, which consists of watching a play. She's doing her radio show when Rafiki walks in.
She has to keep on speaking as if a bunch of animals hadn't just entered the room. No time to lose!
The giraffe is too big to fit through the door, lol. It gets stuck.
The guy pushes the giraffe and appears on scene, dressed as Simba. He gets carried away and shouts.
Of course, it startles Iida, who has to explain WTF is going on with all the noises and stuff.
Next is Tsuji's wish, going to Tokyo Disneyland! That would mean wasting lots of time, so they build their own park. Those are supposed to be Disney characters. No law infringement, I guess. That is Mickey, who is very emo and wanders around alone.
That is Minnie, who has some problems with a tape.
Tsuji and Kago try to help her, but Minnie scares them away. Btw, you should know that there's no Kago without Tsuji, as well as there's no Tsuji without Kago. Those two are BFF and Downtown don't exactly know how to tell them apart.
Donald Duck, DONA, grabbing things.
Goofi was the creepiest character D:
He loses an ear.
He loses both ears.
He looses his balance.
Winnie the Pooh and Minnie start a fight. They said Minnie's actually a man.
The guy tells them to put their hands in the pot, and of course, it was a trap.
Nacchan's wish. She likes politics, they go to some counsellor's house first hour in the morning and ask him question about politics and his wife. I still don't like Nacchan that much.
Yaguchi and the guy fighting. Again.
Yaguchi wins.
Yaguchi's wish is listening to a scary story. They bring a guy dressed as a priest to tell the story during the ads of her radio show.
But he's too slow and isn't able to finish, not even in three attempts. Anyway, Yaguchi had lots of fun.
Kago wanted to shop without being spotted and chased. Solution? Run like crazy through the streets! The guy was all "Tell me if you like something and we'll stop!"
They buy those Tackey & Tsubasa things and go back running.
People spot Kago and begin to chase her.
They squish their creepes.
It was terrible, but that doesn't stop them from dancing.
And dancing, with creepes on their faces.
I didn't pay attention to this one because that monkey scared me. I though it was a statue dresses as a student, but then it jumped and I jumped too.
Yossie wanted a pillow fight, so they gathered all the female staff and...FIGHT!
That girl told her to forget about them being her senpais. She did so.
Yossie's the least girly of them all. She hits her. HARD.
She's strong.
*not amused*
The girl gives up.
Yossie throws and throws and throws pillows at her.
Ultimate attack of doom!
With two pillows.
PWND.
Yasuda's (no, not Yasu's) wish. Not as entertaining as the others. That grandpa totally stole away the show.
This part was very staged but funny, nonetheless.
Last day of the trip. Last concert with their current line-up. The guy wants to say good-bye to the girls, so he rushes to the concert hall and...
...appears on stage, dressed as the girls.
He learnt all the steps.
Srsly, he danced well.
Lol, his ear looks so strange in this cap. He reveals himself to the audience.
The audience's not angry, they found it hilarious. It's so strange to see a whole concert hall full of guys. But I see uchiwas up there, too.
He wanted to do one more song.
The other guy was saying that his moves looked very sharp, but imo he did a good job. And the clothes, OMG.
This speaks for itself.
The guy wanted to know if the girls were angry, 'cause you know, this was their last concert with the nine of them.
But they also found it hilarious.
The final photo!
You can watch it here at youtube if you don't feel like downloading it by torrent.
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