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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, skuka (-5000 points). In July I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped jonybamf see the light (8 points). In February I bought porn for atypical_ (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5708 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
sabadodejulio