LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my job.
Love it.
We did a study on a new obesity drug that is extremely dangerous, and our client now wants us to falsify our data so that the drug gets put on the market. FUCK them.
Guess what else I get to do today?
Interview community college students to find out how the orientation process could be improved.
Interview nurses about the skin and wearing comfort of the adult diapers used at their nursing homes.
Find 5 neurologists that prescribe Betaseron to their patients with multiple sclerosis.
And, the piece de resistance (drum roll PLEASE):
Find 15 multiple sclerosis patients; 9 of which take betaseron, the remaining 6 have to take Avonex, Copaxone, or Rebif.
After I find them, I have to interview them in person; which means I have to tell them how to get here, expect them to show up, and be articulate. Have any of you ever talked to an MS patient? If you ask them what day it is; they will say "Blue" AFTER they tell you their neighbor's life story.
Will 5 pm NEVER come?
We did a study on a new obesity drug that is extremely dangerous, and our client now wants us to falsify our data so that the drug gets put on the market. FUCK them.
Guess what else I get to do today?
Interview community college students to find out how the orientation process could be improved.
Interview nurses about the skin and wearing comfort of the adult diapers used at their nursing homes.
Find 5 neurologists that prescribe Betaseron to their patients with multiple sclerosis.
And, the piece de resistance (drum roll PLEASE):
Find 15 multiple sclerosis patients; 9 of which take betaseron, the remaining 6 have to take Avonex, Copaxone, or Rebif.
After I find them, I have to interview them in person; which means I have to tell them how to get here, expect them to show up, and be articulate. Have any of you ever talked to an MS patient? If you ask them what day it is; they will say "Blue" AFTER they tell you their neighbor's life story.
Will 5 pm NEVER come?