There goes the neighborhood....
OK. We have a great neighborhood as it is, but 2 weeks ago, these college kids moved on our block. The long and short of it is that they are meat head frat boys who listen to trance.
Anyways, they threw a party tonight with KY-Jelly wrestling. Despite, the “Old School” rip-off; I don’t care who ya are; that’s funny.
Nathan, Bri, Kim, Trevor and I barbequed tonight. I made bratwursts, a pork filet, corn on the cob, and grilled tomatoes. Heaven, I tells ya. So whilst we were eating and having cocktails, we kept seeing scantily clad sorority bitches running from down the street from the KY party, he he. Of course, devious thoughts passed through my mind when I saw they muscular guy wearing nothing but a towel running down the street.
Nathan yelled at him, “HURRY, NAKED BOY!”
And then I yelled, “WATCH OUT FOR THE ELVES…THEY’LL PULL THAT TOWEL OFF, AND THEN THERE’S NO TELLING WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THAT!”
And he responded, “Yeah, those elves suck.”
I *heart my neighborhood.
Anyways, they threw a party tonight with KY-Jelly wrestling. Despite, the “Old School” rip-off; I don’t care who ya are; that’s funny.
Nathan, Bri, Kim, Trevor and I barbequed tonight. I made bratwursts, a pork filet, corn on the cob, and grilled tomatoes. Heaven, I tells ya. So whilst we were eating and having cocktails, we kept seeing scantily clad sorority bitches running from down the street from the KY party, he he. Of course, devious thoughts passed through my mind when I saw they muscular guy wearing nothing but a towel running down the street.
Nathan yelled at him, “HURRY, NAKED BOY!”
And then I yelled, “WATCH OUT FOR THE ELVES…THEY’LL PULL THAT TOWEL OFF, AND THEN THERE’S NO TELLING WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER THAT!”
And he responded, “Yeah, those elves suck.”
I *heart my neighborhood.