Ficlet: Bored Yet? | DCU | Barbara/Jason/Tim | NC-17 | 1/1
Title: Bored Yet?
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Barbara/Jason/Tim
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 963
Prompt: For Porn Battle XI: computers, porn, embarrassment, orders, red, masturbation, camera, bite; For kissbingo: Type: Emoticon (:*); For 50_darkfics: Evil
Summary: On a boring stakeout, Jason decides to liven things up.
Disclaimer: DC and WB own everything, the schmucks.
Author's Notes: Originally posted here. This is pretty much porn in broken IM form w/little punctuation. Such a blast to write. >:D
Bored Yet?
Red1: bored yet?
Red2: it's only been 15 mins, J
Red2: and this is an active stakeout
Red1: so?
Red2: so O won't be pleased if we're not focused
Red1: point? this is a private line
Red2: you're begging for trouble
Red1: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Red2: as if
Red1: oh, you know you do
Red2 has signed off
Red1: hey! *nudge*
Red1: come on, humor me. we're here for the long haul, and the target won't be here for 3 hours, at least
Red2 has signed on
Red2: you're not gonna leave me to do my surveillance in peace, are you?
Red1: nope :*
Red2: is that supposed to be a kiss!?
Red1: so what if it is?
Red2: you're insane
Red1: hey, I resemble that remark
Red2: and?
Red1: and nothing.
Red2: uh-huh
Red1: bite me
Red2: haul it on over here
Red1: oh, NOW you want to play?
Red2: …
Red2: shut up
Red1: no way. now you've got my attention, T
Red2: whatever
Red1: :*
Red2: +sigh+
Red1: *cracks up*
Red2: well, get on with it
Red1: with what?
Red1: I have no idea what you're talking about
Red2: liar. I can see you from here.
Red1: thought we were supposed to be focused?
Red2: I can multitask
Red2: I can see you stroking yourself from all the way over here, J
Red1: and so what if you can?
Red2: if the whole point of your 'bored yet' (worst come-on ever, btw) was to do this, then you might as well get on with it
Red1: if that's what you really want
Red2: +sigh+
Red2: yeah
Red2: that's what I really want
Red1: would you look at that-I got YOU begging for it
Red2: shut up
Red2: dammit
Red1: *snerk* that's what you get for playing with the big bag wolf
Red2: +grumbles+
Red1: so? you gonna get started, too, or what?
Red2: give me some incentive
Red1: can you see THIS?
Red2: um. yeah
Red2: um
Red1: well, I can see THAT. move a little to your left so I can see your hand better
Red1: just like that, yeah. fuck. so hot with your hand down your pants, T
Red2: you too
Red2: least u don't have as much costume in the way
Red1: this is why jeans are better. pop, zip, slip, tug, voila, open air
Red2: jesus, do you have to suck on your fingers like that
Red1: could suck on YOURS if you were over here
Red2: fuck
Red1: hot damn, didn't think you could curse, T
Red2: not a robot
Red1: I can see that. took you long enough to get your dick out
Red2: fucking catches and booby-traps
Red2: not exactly used to doing this
Red1: that'll change
Red1: fuck, T! look so hot all flushed and breathing hard
Red1: next time, I'm gonna blow you
Red2: +whimpers+
Red1: exactly. gonna suck you down, lick your dick all over till your brain explodes out your ears
Red2: fuck
Red1: that, too. Turn you over, slick you up with your own cum, shove in all the way to your throat, pump till you get hard and come again, mess yourself up
Red1: then I'll come in you, fill you the fuck up
Red2: youu ff
Red1: holy shit, T! fuck, hot like that, such a mess
Red1: jesus fuck
Red2: oh g-d, that was
Red1: yeah
Red1: I'm gonna
Red2: your turn, J
Red1: ffffffdfsf
Red2: +jaw drops+
Red2: J?
Red2: J, don't be passed out on me
Red1: Fuck
Red1: think I blacked out for a min there
Red2: lol
Red1: shut up
Red2: you're a complete mess, J. shot all the way to your chin
Red1: not the only one
Red1: :*
Red2: next time, you can lick it off
Red1: jesus, T, gonna get me going again with that kind of talk
Red2: don't think I could take another round just yet
Red1: that's what YOU thing
Red1: *think
Red2: brains a little mushy there?
Red1: shut up
Red2: jeez that's a lot of come. Good thing you didn't get it on your palmtop. O would kill you
Red1: bite me
Red2: haven't we been down this road?
Red1: yeah, well
Oracle: yeah, well, O is gonna kill you BOTH if you got anything on your palmtops. those things aren't cheap
Red1: FUCK!
Red2: shit!! sorry, O!
Red2: thought you said this was a private line, J?
Oracle: seriously? have you ever worked with me before? NOTHING is private, T
Oracle: but don't stop on my account
Red1: o really?
Red1: can see your blush from all the way over here, T
Oracle: I can see you BOTH blushing
Red2: cameras
Oracle: bingo. now get on with it. you're not the only ones that were bored
Red1: fuck, O. such a dirty voyeur. fucking EVIL
Red1: bet you're all wet and slick, watching us
Oracle: wouldn't YOU like to know?
Red1: well, don't keep us in suspense, O
Red2: agreed. you've been watching us the whole time, haven't you?
Red1: she must've seen *everything*
Red2: no doubt
Red1: seen us get our dicks out, heard me telling you what I'd do to you, seen us both come all over
Oracle: fuck
Red1: gonna come, too, O? bet you've got your fingers shoved all the way up yourself, stroking deep
Oracle: hate you both
Oracle: fuck
Red2: J must be right. would like to see what you look like, O, all disheveled and losing yourself
Red1: oh yeah, bet you're a sight. head thrown back, breathing hard, pumping yourself and imagining it was one of us
Oracle: gggfg
Red1: don't type, just come, O
Red2: and we'll make it all up to you later
Red2: in person
Red1: I call dibs
Red2: thought you were gonna fuck ME
Red1: k, you can fuck O, and I'll fuck you
Red1: T sandwich
Red2: shit
Red1: can see you adjusting yourself
Red2: you too
Red1: O, you still there?
Oracle: give me a minute
Oracle: catching my breath. gotta go clean up
Red1: ROFL
Red1: bet you're looking forward to when we get back
Red2: I know +I+ am
Red1: who knew you could be such a dirty little robin, T? if I knew this was all it would take to get past your 'good boy' act, I'd have done it a long ass time ago
Red2: shut up
Oracle: both of you shut up, we've got movement on the southeast quadrant
Red1: target acquired
Red2: target in sight; he's early, shit
Oracle: go silent, visual cues only, will reengage when target is in custody
Red1 has signed off
Red2 has signed off
Oracle has signed off
~*~*~*~
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Barbara/Jason/Tim
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 963
Prompt: For Porn Battle XI: computers, porn, embarrassment, orders, red, masturbation, camera, bite; For kissbingo: Type: Emoticon (:*); For 50_darkfics: Evil
Summary: On a boring stakeout, Jason decides to liven things up.
Disclaimer: DC and WB own everything, the schmucks.
Author's Notes: Originally posted here. This is pretty much porn in broken IM form w/little punctuation. Such a blast to write. >:D
Bored Yet?
Red1: bored yet?
Red2: it's only been 15 mins, J
Red2: and this is an active stakeout
Red1: so?
Red2: so O won't be pleased if we're not focused
Red1: point? this is a private line
Red2: you're begging for trouble
Red1: you'd like that wouldn't you?
Red2: as if
Red1: oh, you know you do
Red2 has signed off
Red1: hey! *nudge*
Red1: come on, humor me. we're here for the long haul, and the target won't be here for 3 hours, at least
Red2 has signed on
Red2: you're not gonna leave me to do my surveillance in peace, are you?
Red1: nope :*
Red2: is that supposed to be a kiss!?
Red1: so what if it is?
Red2: you're insane
Red1: hey, I resemble that remark
Red2: and?
Red1: and nothing.
Red2: uh-huh
Red1: bite me
Red2: haul it on over here
Red1: oh, NOW you want to play?
Red2: …
Red2: shut up
Red1: no way. now you've got my attention, T
Red2: whatever
Red1: :*
Red2: +sigh+
Red1: *cracks up*
Red2: well, get on with it
Red1: with what?
Red1: I have no idea what you're talking about
Red2: liar. I can see you from here.
Red1: thought we were supposed to be focused?
Red2: I can multitask
Red2: I can see you stroking yourself from all the way over here, J
Red1: and so what if you can?
Red2: if the whole point of your 'bored yet' (worst come-on ever, btw) was to do this, then you might as well get on with it
Red1: if that's what you really want
Red2: +sigh+
Red2: yeah
Red2: that's what I really want
Red1: would you look at that-I got YOU begging for it
Red2: shut up
Red2: dammit
Red1: *snerk* that's what you get for playing with the big bag wolf
Red2: +grumbles+
Red1: so? you gonna get started, too, or what?
Red2: give me some incentive
Red1: can you see THIS?
Red2: um. yeah
Red2: um
Red1: well, I can see THAT. move a little to your left so I can see your hand better
Red1: just like that, yeah. fuck. so hot with your hand down your pants, T
Red2: you too
Red2: least u don't have as much costume in the way
Red1: this is why jeans are better. pop, zip, slip, tug, voila, open air
Red2: jesus, do you have to suck on your fingers like that
Red1: could suck on YOURS if you were over here
Red2: fuck
Red1: hot damn, didn't think you could curse, T
Red2: not a robot
Red1: I can see that. took you long enough to get your dick out
Red2: fucking catches and booby-traps
Red2: not exactly used to doing this
Red1: that'll change
Red1: fuck, T! look so hot all flushed and breathing hard
Red1: next time, I'm gonna blow you
Red2: +whimpers+
Red1: exactly. gonna suck you down, lick your dick all over till your brain explodes out your ears
Red2: fuck
Red1: that, too. Turn you over, slick you up with your own cum, shove in all the way to your throat, pump till you get hard and come again, mess yourself up
Red1: then I'll come in you, fill you the fuck up
Red2: youu ff
Red1: holy shit, T! fuck, hot like that, such a mess
Red1: jesus fuck
Red2: oh g-d, that was
Red1: yeah
Red1: I'm gonna
Red2: your turn, J
Red1: ffffffdfsf
Red2: +jaw drops+
Red2: J?
Red2: J, don't be passed out on me
Red1: Fuck
Red1: think I blacked out for a min there
Red2: lol
Red1: shut up
Red2: you're a complete mess, J. shot all the way to your chin
Red1: not the only one
Red1: :*
Red2: next time, you can lick it off
Red1: jesus, T, gonna get me going again with that kind of talk
Red2: don't think I could take another round just yet
Red1: that's what YOU thing
Red1: *think
Red2: brains a little mushy there?
Red1: shut up
Red2: jeez that's a lot of come. Good thing you didn't get it on your palmtop. O would kill you
Red1: bite me
Red2: haven't we been down this road?
Red1: yeah, well
Oracle: yeah, well, O is gonna kill you BOTH if you got anything on your palmtops. those things aren't cheap
Red1: FUCK!
Red2: shit!! sorry, O!
Red2: thought you said this was a private line, J?
Oracle: seriously? have you ever worked with me before? NOTHING is private, T
Oracle: but don't stop on my account
Red1: o really?
Red1: can see your blush from all the way over here, T
Oracle: I can see you BOTH blushing
Red2: cameras
Oracle: bingo. now get on with it. you're not the only ones that were bored
Red1: fuck, O. such a dirty voyeur. fucking EVIL
Red1: bet you're all wet and slick, watching us
Oracle: wouldn't YOU like to know?
Red1: well, don't keep us in suspense, O
Red2: agreed. you've been watching us the whole time, haven't you?
Red1: she must've seen *everything*
Red2: no doubt
Red1: seen us get our dicks out, heard me telling you what I'd do to you, seen us both come all over
Oracle: fuck
Red1: gonna come, too, O? bet you've got your fingers shoved all the way up yourself, stroking deep
Oracle: hate you both
Oracle: fuck
Red2: J must be right. would like to see what you look like, O, all disheveled and losing yourself
Red1: oh yeah, bet you're a sight. head thrown back, breathing hard, pumping yourself and imagining it was one of us
Oracle: gggfg
Red1: don't type, just come, O
Red2: and we'll make it all up to you later
Red2: in person
Red1: I call dibs
Red2: thought you were gonna fuck ME
Red1: k, you can fuck O, and I'll fuck you
Red1: T sandwich
Red2: shit
Red1: can see you adjusting yourself
Red2: you too
Red1: O, you still there?
Oracle: give me a minute
Oracle: catching my breath. gotta go clean up
Red1: ROFL
Red1: bet you're looking forward to when we get back
Red2: I know +I+ am
Red1: who knew you could be such a dirty little robin, T? if I knew this was all it would take to get past your 'good boy' act, I'd have done it a long ass time ago
Red2: shut up
Oracle: both of you shut up, we've got movement on the southeast quadrant
Red1: target acquired
Red2: target in sight; he's early, shit
Oracle: go silent, visual cues only, will reengage when target is in custody
Red1 has signed off
Red2 has signed off
Oracle has signed off
~*~*~*~