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saaramyrene

A Matter of Public Record

Jun 21, 2005 15:43

I confirm that I am, in fact, Saara and that I make this Live Journal entry of my own free will ( Read more... )

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excellent! hehateme2001 June 21 2005, 14:10:10 UTC

That was hillarious! Also: Packers jersey is a must. "Even when comatose, we back our pack here in Wisconsin!"

Re: excellent! saaramyrene June 21 2005, 15:49:48 UTC

I think that, were I in a persistent vegetative state, placing a Packers jersey on my person would actually bring me out of it so that I could stab whoever put it there.

I lived in Green Bay for too many years, man. There's no going back.

Re: excellent! saaramyrene June 21 2005, 15:50:06 UTC

Or actually, I should have said, "there's no backing the Pack".

Re: excellent! nerdcodegeode June 21 2005, 16:32:51 UTC

If I were to put the jersey on you very lightly, and expressly for the purpose of awakening you, would you mind only stabbing me once, and in somewhere not vital, at that?

Or would I be better off finding a prince, frog, princefrog, or other to kiss you?

Re: excellent! saaramyrene June 22 2005, 09:21:25 UTC

As I'll be all vegged out, I can't predict my behavior. It's not a threat or anything -- I'm just saying you might want to make sure all blades and stabby instruments within my reach are less than three inches long.

Re: excellent! nerdcodegeode June 22 2005, 16:56:58 UTC

I suppose I'll have to..and..*sigh* I'll also hide away my Buddy Slicer Cutting Without Stabbiness Blade..just in case.

Thanks for the warning, though!

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