Man Time....
I love Feminist jokes just as much as the next GUY.... Not that much. So I can grab my guns too, ah ha!
FREEDOM:
Joe sat at the bar counter crying. Sam, the bartender, who was a long time of Joe's asked what the matter was. Joe said, "My wife died today." "That's horrible! Are you gonna be okay?" Sam asked. Joe replied incredulously, "Are you kidding? I've never been happier."
FACTS:
Women are like cigarettes-- Having one, you'll be okay. Have a few more and you'll get addicted. If you don't stop they'll kill you.
Women are like bees-- They can sting you if you piss them off, but if you know how to handle them you can get some sweet surprises.
Women are like spurned puppies-- If you kick them, they come back to you for some reason. If you try to be nice, they disappear the next day.
Women are like drugs-- They cost a lot, and the good part about them fades away shortly.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell.
Deaf men have it made, nagging doesn't work.
Scientists have proven McDonald's food decreases the sex drive... Now we enjoy a tasty burger and fight back at the same time, eat up guys!
PRIORITIES:
Nina was pissed at her husband for forgeting their anniversary, so she decided to withhold sex from him. After six months, Nina finally caved, asking him how he lasted so long. He smiled and shook his head, going back to playing Counter-Strike.
I have contributed my fair share to the table. Guys, you're allowed to laugh, because your girlfriend isn't looking over your shoulder yet, you haven't opened your wallet... That's the last joke I swear ^^.
FREEDOM:
Joe sat at the bar counter crying. Sam, the bartender, who was a long time of Joe's asked what the matter was. Joe said, "My wife died today." "That's horrible! Are you gonna be okay?" Sam asked. Joe replied incredulously, "Are you kidding? I've never been happier."
FACTS:
Women are like cigarettes-- Having one, you'll be okay. Have a few more and you'll get addicted. If you don't stop they'll kill you.
Women are like bees-- They can sting you if you piss them off, but if you know how to handle them you can get some sweet surprises.
Women are like spurned puppies-- If you kick them, they come back to you for some reason. If you try to be nice, they disappear the next day.
Women are like drugs-- They cost a lot, and the good part about them fades away shortly.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Hell.
Deaf men have it made, nagging doesn't work.
Scientists have proven McDonald's food decreases the sex drive... Now we enjoy a tasty burger and fight back at the same time, eat up guys!
PRIORITIES:
Nina was pissed at her husband for forgeting their anniversary, so she decided to withhold sex from him. After six months, Nina finally caved, asking him how he lasted so long. He smiled and shook his head, going back to playing Counter-Strike.
I have contributed my fair share to the table. Guys, you're allowed to laugh, because your girlfriend isn't looking over your shoulder yet, you haven't opened your wallet... That's the last joke I swear ^^.