Oooooooooooooooohhhh..... POPTARTS!
Food of the immortals, the one thing that will keep you alive in the middle of a hurricane (besides staying away from the random shite being flung around.), it's also a tasty treat for breakfast. And you know what it does while you're not going to the pantry to fill your stomach with a delicious pastry, they're out saving the world! Fighting oppression of fat people, because it's okay to eat too many poptarts... They feel no pain! Feeding the hungry, by throwing themselves at empoverished people with a selflessness that all pastries should martyr. They also sometimes just stay in the box and wait for you to eat them. So remember, if you ever run out of poptarts and you didn't eat the last one, blame it on your younger siblings and mooooooooovvveee oooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! Wooo -End of Rant-
Now for some real jargon.
It's August Second and I'm reminding everyone that school starts soon. Why? Because some people need to register for classes, others need to move out to dorms, and I'm saying... We need to all hang out before you guys leave. Cuz that would suck if we couldn't. Then I would be all like, "damn... they left and I didn't get hugged... bugger." That's exactly how I would feel, so yeah, hugs, hangout, and humidors... Now! X3
Now for some real jargon.
It's August Second and I'm reminding everyone that school starts soon. Why? Because some people need to register for classes, others need to move out to dorms, and I'm saying... We need to all hang out before you guys leave. Cuz that would suck if we couldn't. Then I would be all like, "damn... they left and I didn't get hugged... bugger." That's exactly how I would feel, so yeah, hugs, hangout, and humidors... Now! X3