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Hey. I really hope I'm not interrupting anything. I heard a lot of people shouting 'married' earlier -- I'm not crashing a wedding, am I? Mom would kill me.
See, I need to use a phone. I found the phonebooth already but it doesn't seem to be functioning. Every time I dial it either times out or puts me on hold to the elevator version of 'Grateful Dead' music. Calling operator assistance was even worse. Okay, so we do market ourselves as Kent 's Organics, and I'm doing okay at school, so I don't mind being called a brain, but the sudden invitation to dinner? Not what I'd call professional. Also someone left their clothes in there, including bright blue leggings and what has to be the world's tackiest pair of briefs, but I'm trying to forget that. So. Any help?
You're kidding. No phones and we're in Louisiana ?
You're not kidding.
This is just great. Man, I hope Chloe doesn't find out about this. I can see the newspaper headlines now. Area boy, 16, breaks world record for most hopelessly lost individual on the face of the planet. Routine trip to deliver produce to neighboring farm ends in Louisiana swamp, three states away from the intended destination. Smallville High's social studies teacher is quoted as saying 'But Clark's always been so good at geography,' while close friends commented 'He must have been thinking about Lana again.'
... not that I was. But even if Lana had crossed my mind there's no law against that, and anyway, it's not like thinking about her had anything to do with my suddenly ending up in a swamp. People don't just develop the ability to teleport - Crap. I'm so dead.
... when Dad finds out what happened to the truck.
Freak twister! That's what it was! Picked up the truck and dumped me here. Happens all the time, just check the Discovery channel. No cable? Ever seen the movie Twister? Man, when they said climate change would effect weather patterns, they really weren't kidding -
... okay, this is going to sound weird but ... I think that phone booth is stalking me.
Hey. I really hope I'm not interrupting anything. I heard a lot of people shouting 'married' earlier -- I'm not crashing a wedding, am I? Mom would kill me.
See, I need to use a phone. I found the phonebooth already but it doesn't seem to be functioning. Every time I dial it either times out or puts me on hold to the elevator version of 'Grateful Dead' music. Calling operator assistance was even worse. Okay, so we do market ourselves as Kent 's Organics, and I'm doing okay at school, so I don't mind being called a brain, but the sudden invitation to dinner? Not what I'd call professional. Also someone left their clothes in there, including bright blue leggings and what has to be the world's tackiest pair of briefs, but I'm trying to forget that. So. Any help?
You're kidding. No phones and we're in Louisiana ?
You're not kidding.
This is just great. Man, I hope Chloe doesn't find out about this. I can see the newspaper headlines now. Area boy, 16, breaks world record for most hopelessly lost individual on the face of the planet. Routine trip to deliver produce to neighboring farm ends in Louisiana swamp, three states away from the intended destination. Smallville High's social studies teacher is quoted as saying 'But Clark's always been so good at geography,' while close friends commented 'He must have been thinking about Lana again.'
... not that I was. But even if Lana had crossed my mind there's no law against that, and anyway, it's not like thinking about her had anything to do with my suddenly ending up in a swamp. People don't just develop the ability to teleport - Crap. I'm so dead.
... when Dad finds out what happened to the truck.
Freak twister! That's what it was! Picked up the truck and dumped me here. Happens all the time, just check the Discovery channel. No cable? Ever seen the movie Twister? Man, when they said climate change would effect weather patterns, they really weren't kidding -
... okay, this is going to sound weird but ... I think that phone booth is stalking me.