weirdest dream. seriously.
Me and Ev were at school in the morning, and I was telling her how I was so mad because I had an F in English. So in the middle of my rant about this, suddenly a trap door opens and Evelyn falls down it. I'm like "Oh my God! Somebody help!" but there is no one there. Then the trap door closes and it just like disappears so I'm like holy crap Pinnacle ate Evelyn. So then I start running around yelling at people to help me, but they won't help!
So then I'm like maybe if I get free food and drinks people will come help. So for some reason there is this storage room of food so I bring it all out and put it on tables and go around campus yelling FREE FOOD! So then people start coming in.
Then this girl is like, "No, no, no, this is not how you run a party! There needs to be decorations!" And for some reason this sounded very logical so I was like, "We'd better decorate then!" So we go and deck out the whole place with like streamers and balloons and stuff and there are a bunch of lights and then more people come. And I'm freaking out because Evelyn is still not saved.
I go on this platform thing and yell, "WE HAVE TO HElP EVELYN!" But everyone starts chanting, "DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!" So I get really mad and am about to yell at everyone when another trapdoor opens and another random person falls through. So then it is silent for like three seconds, and then every person starts running around SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY and knocking stuff over. And then they start like grabbing food and stuffing it in their bags and shirts and pockets like it is the end of the world or something.
Then the principal comes in all smiling and walks up to me and is like, "Wow, what a great school spirit event! What a surprise! I'm going to cancel classes for the rest of the afternoon so everyone can come!" And then the principal gets in a random car that was INSIDE, right next to me, and drives out of the building through all the people that are getting like plowed out of the way.
Then just as I am giving up hope that Evelyn will ever get saved, this weird man comes out with like this whole blue uniform thing and says, "You'll need a ticket." So of course I'm like, "What ticket???" And he's like, "Well you see Evelyn's train will be arriving at Pinnacle High School in about five minutes. But they won't let you into the train station unless you have a ticket." So I'm like, "I don't have any money to buy a ticket!" And the train guy just shrugs. Then I see this random poker table set up and there are all these kids in suits and bowler hats with cigars sitting around playing poker. So I sit down and start playing (I don't even know how to play poker.). Then I win some money and run back to the train guy and buy the ticket.
Then suddenly I fall through a trap door and I'm in like this underground subway station. Then a train stops and no one comes out for a moment. Then the doors open automatically and ALL THESE BABIES COME POURING OUT. LIKE A HUGE WAVE OF BABIES. So the babies keep on spilling out and I'm starting to think this isn't where Evelyn is, when she comes out of the train stepping on all the babies!!!! But babies keep flying out so it keeps burying her in this mountain of babies. Then finally she crawls out from underneath some babies till she is far enough away from the mountain.
I'm like "OMG EV ARE YOU OKAY???" And she starts coughing and stuff like people do when they've drowned. So she keeps coughing until finally she coughs up a BABY that lands on the ground and starts crawling away. Then Evelyn is like, "Oh Sam funny to see you here!" And I'm like, "I came to save you!" And she's like, "Why would you do that? I just went for a train ride to Canada."
So then I'm like maybe if I get free food and drinks people will come help. So for some reason there is this storage room of food so I bring it all out and put it on tables and go around campus yelling FREE FOOD! So then people start coming in.
Then this girl is like, "No, no, no, this is not how you run a party! There needs to be decorations!" And for some reason this sounded very logical so I was like, "We'd better decorate then!" So we go and deck out the whole place with like streamers and balloons and stuff and there are a bunch of lights and then more people come. And I'm freaking out because Evelyn is still not saved.
I go on this platform thing and yell, "WE HAVE TO HElP EVELYN!" But everyone starts chanting, "DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!" So I get really mad and am about to yell at everyone when another trapdoor opens and another random person falls through. So then it is silent for like three seconds, and then every person starts running around SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY and knocking stuff over. And then they start like grabbing food and stuffing it in their bags and shirts and pockets like it is the end of the world or something.
Then the principal comes in all smiling and walks up to me and is like, "Wow, what a great school spirit event! What a surprise! I'm going to cancel classes for the rest of the afternoon so everyone can come!" And then the principal gets in a random car that was INSIDE, right next to me, and drives out of the building through all the people that are getting like plowed out of the way.
Then just as I am giving up hope that Evelyn will ever get saved, this weird man comes out with like this whole blue uniform thing and says, "You'll need a ticket." So of course I'm like, "What ticket???" And he's like, "Well you see Evelyn's train will be arriving at Pinnacle High School in about five minutes. But they won't let you into the train station unless you have a ticket." So I'm like, "I don't have any money to buy a ticket!" And the train guy just shrugs. Then I see this random poker table set up and there are all these kids in suits and bowler hats with cigars sitting around playing poker. So I sit down and start playing (I don't even know how to play poker.). Then I win some money and run back to the train guy and buy the ticket.
Then suddenly I fall through a trap door and I'm in like this underground subway station. Then a train stops and no one comes out for a moment. Then the doors open automatically and ALL THESE BABIES COME POURING OUT. LIKE A HUGE WAVE OF BABIES. So the babies keep on spilling out and I'm starting to think this isn't where Evelyn is, when she comes out of the train stepping on all the babies!!!! But babies keep flying out so it keeps burying her in this mountain of babies. Then finally she crawls out from underneath some babies till she is far enough away from the mountain.
I'm like "OMG EV ARE YOU OKAY???" And she starts coughing and stuff like people do when they've drowned. So she keeps coughing until finally she coughs up a BABY that lands on the ground and starts crawling away. Then Evelyn is like, "Oh Sam funny to see you here!" And I'm like, "I came to save you!" And she's like, "Why would you do that? I just went for a train ride to Canada."