"Z" and "S"
Title : “Z” and “S”
Author : Sa_Runna
Chapter : o1/o2
Pairing : Zoro/Sanji
Summary : The legendary ring from Arabasta, if you buy two matching rings with your initial and your desired ones, make a wish upon the full moon and your wish will come true. Will Zoro and Sanji buy it?
chapter o1 (I'll buy it, old man!) Chapter o2
Thousand Sunny . . .
Zoro’s POV
Alright, it’s almost midnight. Tonight’s moon is a full one. It has been a full one week after we left Arabasta in order to visit Vivi. The morons (Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Chopper and of course Sanji) look so sad when we decided to leave the town. But I guess I’m the stupid one here now because I stupidly follow the old man’s direction about the stupid ring. I’m wide awake in the midnight! Can anyone believe that?
Carefully not to make a sound, I walk through the boy’s hammocks in order to be free from their usually abusive and noisy sleeps. I wonder where else I can find people fighting each other while sleeping. I chuckle at that, this ship is just not meant to be quiet.
I continue my journey to the ship’s open area. I sit myself down in the grass and close my eyes enjoying the cold night breeze caressing my whole body. Maybe this is the perfect place for meditating. Slowly, I take the two rings from my pocket and place them both in my hand. With my eyes still closed, I began to make wishes, wishes about him.
Dear, god of Arabastan rings, I want to know if I am right in liking Sanji. I mean if I have to fall in love with fuckin somebody, why the hell it should be him? The dirty mouthed, woman lover, curly eye browed bastard of all people in the world? Please give me an answer, god. If I’m wrong, then please meet me with the right one.
I feel weird. It’s not even once in a year I pray to the god but now? Ow, whatever I need someone’s advice in my love life. I rub my hands with the rings still inside them. It felt cold and stingy when the metal surface collides with my skin. When I just start to continue my wishes, a footstep heard. Somehow getting closer but not getting harsher as it steps on the grass carpet beneath me.
“Marimo head?” A familiar voice is heard. Not too deep like mine or Robin’s and not to shrill like Luffy’s or Usopp’s. It’s just the perfect merger of any voice could heard and I hate it somehow. I hate the fact that the voice always manages to steal my attention away. Fuck him.
“What, shitty cook?” I try to look calm while hiding the fact that the rings still there in my hand. He looked like he is hiding something too somehow. I bet he is here to wish upon the rings as well. Deep inside, my mind is going crazy over whose initial would be in his matching ring.
“What are you doing here?” He slowly takes a seat a few inches opposite mine. I’m glad at least he is not going more inches closer because the night’s atmosphere is the deadliest moment of a romantic ‘I’m-going-to-jump-you-over-if-you-dare-to-get-closer-to-me’ times.
“Meditating.” I lied. He doesn’t know that I buy the same rings with a gigantic possibility that the initials are different. “Are you going to use the spell?” I ask him, feeling anxious.
“So you know?! Oh, hell yes, I’m going to make her mine.” My heart flinches. He still prefers girls after all. Give me back my money you dirty old peddler! I guess the whole praying things are just bullshit after all.
“Can I ask you, who’s initial is in the ring?” Oh shit! I say it out loud! Great, pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro. Stupid me, of course he wouldn’t tell!
“None of your business.” Bingo.
The silence comes to hunt us. Not anyone of us dares to break it. I can see him takes the ring and closes his eyes, doing similar things I had done earlier. I guess he is now praying so his dear Nami or Robin will love him. Typical him. The night breeze blows his blonde bangs showing his usually bang covered dark blue eye. His baby blue pajama contrasting his light blonde hair. An awful color combination for the well known ‘Black Leg Sanji’. Back to my problem, the rings in my hand suddenly clinks. The slight sound makes me dart back to reality from adoring his body.
“You…” I’m not realizing what is happening until Sanji’s hand on mine forcing my now fierce less grip to open. The gap between us is closed. I hope he knows what the hell he is doing now. Remembering the moment of romantic ‘I’m-going-to-jump-you-over-if-you-dare-to-get-closer-to-me’, my whole body becomes tense.
“Ah! I know you buy it too! Hey, Zoro tell me who is your prey?!” Before he can steal my ring away, I successfully block his way with my left hand.
“Not in a million years!!” My face is now all red. Thanks to him.
“You don’t have to be that shy. If you don’t want to tell me then just say it. Don’t bark on my ear!”
“It’s your fault.”
“… Ahhh… Who is the lucky one chosen by our great swordsman now…” I catch a glimpse of tenderness in his tone. What’s wrong with you, my dream boy? Our great idiot swordsman had chosen our miraculous stupid cook. The one most impossible to get. But I choose to shut up, let us hoping the best for us.
The sound of sea wavering and sea monsters snoring are the one occupying the empty space when we both close our eyes and praying once more. This time, I pray the best for him. Just feeling him beside me right now is enough for me maybe. Just maybe.
Zaaaa. . .
“meat. . meat. . “ thud thud
Eh, what kind of sound is that? I open my eyes when suddenly someone bumps on us.
CRASH!!
“OH, HOLLY SHIT, LUFFY GET OFF!!!” Our bodies crash and the rings are scattered. Mine and his.
“What the hell are you doing here?!!” Sanji scolds. I’m collecting the scattered rings and try to see the initial beside my “Z” and “S” and his “S”.
“Ermh. . I want to pee. .” Luffy says it with his eyes half closed.
“Go pee in the restroom now! And OH MY RINGS!!” I jolt at his scream. I’m not seeing anything but “S”es and “Z”es. There are two rings for each initial. Does it means…
“You don’t see anything, don’t you!!?” Sanji reflexively grabs two of it. His face is beat red. I guess he is embarrassed with the fact that I find his “Z” and “S”.
“I see you have “Z”. Who do you meant by “Z”?” I love the sight when he tries to cover it. He is dead cute and makes me want to jump him right here and now.
“GYAAAAA!! YOU REALLY SEE IT?!! I… I… I… just.. Oh, I mistook “N” with “Z” yea, that’s it!” I chuckle. What a lame excuse. He needs a better one at that.
“Really? But then why are you so exaggerating about? Who is it, tell me.” I grab his shoulder to calm him down.
“OWWW Okay, now you’re free to laugh your ass at me! Go ahead laugh at me until your tear bag broken!!” I don’t understand why he feels so humiliated. He is the one compressing his tears anyway. There is nothing bad in liking someone.
“Who is it, I want to hear it.”
“Oh, come on! There is no girl in this ship named “Zami” or “Zobin”!! Get your fuckin head function! Of course the “Z” is for “Zoro”!! Who the hell would it be?!! Argh! Let me be the bait for the giant blue hammer shark!” Sanji struggles in my arms. Hearing his weird confession, I cant help but feeling the butterflies flattering in my stomach. Reflexively I pull him into a hug without saying anything. I retreat back my words, mr. full of miracle old peddler-san.
“Oy, Zoro let me go!! What’s wrong with you?! I can hop down and rape you if you continue to hug me! I’m a man!” I smile and push him gently from my bear hug.
“Mr. Orange headed-san, please open your arms and look at your rings.” I say while opening my own arms. If the two rings in my hand are two “Z”, then that means…
“Eh? “S” and “S”? Why is it?” The struggling stops.
“Because mine are “Z” and “Z”.” I answer.
“Is one of the “S” is yours?”
“Yes.”
“Who is it?”
“Find him by yourself.”
“Is it… “Sami”? “Sobin”? “Suffy”? “Susopp”? “Shopper”? “Sranky”?” I smile at his dorky ness.
“No.”
“Sanji?” He asks finally.
“Bingo.” I kiss him right on his lips. Ignoring the snoring Luffy beneath us. He falls asleep during Sanji’s scolds. What a stupid captain, but he is the captain who bring us together here at least the eight of us and I’m the happiest member ever to win this miraculous stupid cook over.
I can feel he melts over me. His grasp becomes tight as our fighting for dominance becomes harsher. “mmmh” I broke the kiss when we decide that we still need air for breathing.
“hhh. .hhh.. Zoro… Is it real?”
“Do you want it to be unreal?”
“Hell no!” this time, he is the one attacking first. We roll over the captain on the grass. Maybe we need a more private place to begin with. And here we go! I lift him bridal style to some private room.
“Hoaaa, Zoro put me down!”
“Hold on for a second, princess. Your prince will take you away. And you know what, princess?”
“What?”
“It looks like I’m the one who is going to rape you here, mr. princess.” I receive some punch on my back as reward but the punches are nothing compared to the melodious giggle coming from my mr. princess. We are the newlywed Mugiwara’s crew, so people beware. Under the full moon our figures vanish somewhere leaving the long forgotten captain snoring on the grass field.
“Ah! I forgot I want to pee!!”
END~~
A/N: sorry if I confuse you with the whole "Z"es and "S"es thing ^^;;
comments are highly appreciated *bows*