Two things

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First, the surgery was on wednesday. I'm currently on a "OnQ" pump, which means a chemical, much like lidocaine, is being pumped directly to the nerve bundle responsible for providing pain signals to my brain. My brain has no idea there recently occurred quite the intrusion. Unfortunately, there is only enough Ropivacaine in there to last 65-70 hours.

Which means I'm due to run out any minute now.

Secondly, I direct you at this religious debate.