Stress Busters
Kakain ka pa ba ng imported chewing gum after reading this?
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning. He was
eating bread and jam when an American while chewing his gum, sits down
next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy: (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them in to croissants and sell them to the Philippines." The
American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still the
American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of course."
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In
America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
Kano: "Why of course we do!".
Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...
A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one morning. He was
eating bread and jam when an American while chewing his gum, sits down
next to him. The Pinoy ignores the Kano who, nevertheless, starts a
conversation:
Kano: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"
Pinoy: (nayayabangan sa Kano): "Of course."
Kano: (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don't. In America, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them in to croissants and sell them to the Philippines." The
American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. Still the
American persists.
Kano: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
Pinoy: "Of course."
Kano: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In
America, we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."
The Pinoy (asar na talaga) asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
Kano: "Why of course we do!".
Pinoy (now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
Kano (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."
Pinoy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America...