Story time!
What happens when Hector eats shitty candy.
17:36:36) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Okay,I'll distract them,while you throw my spiffy shoe at the fire,that will cause a chain reaction with the molcules inside the fire which inturn will cause my shoe to ignite,once the shoe has ignited,I wan't you to pick it up,and put it next to a leaking fridge...now follow me on this,the fridge will act as a catalyst to speed the reaction of the fire which will make the shoe into a Nuclear weapon.
(17:37:38) fr4gm4st3r: Do I get to Gangsta Punch?
(17:39:24) SaNdWhIcHMaN: OKay,when you have the nuke in place next to the Pepsi machine I wan't you to get on Mario's back,and make him GANGSTA punch the nuke.Hopefully Russian paratroopers won't intercept the missle as it spikes
(17:39:41) fr4gm4st3r: Good.
(17:39:51) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Shitty mexican candy
(17:40:18) fr4gm4st3r: But what if Igor is in the area? The nuclear radiation alone will transform him into a mutant Cossack, causing him to PIMP SLAP the nuke on the way up, sending it right back at us!
(17:41:11) SaNdWhIcHMaN: No you see,I've laid an awsome plan!He will be in D's house eating pikza that D's dad bought.
(17:41:25) fr4gm4st3r: Ah. Hector, you're a genius.
(17:41:48) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Middle school my dear watson.
(17:42:25) fr4gm4st3r: But...what about Alex? His stupid beard and 1 and 1/2 eyebrows have a 30% chance to combine into an UBER CATERPILLAR negating all fission in the area, preventing our nuke from forming.
(17:57:45) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Okay now what we do is,place a muffler in his car,then he'll be like "What teh hell,where's my shitty noise".He'll have to come out to look.So thats when Damian comes from the muffler and says"YOU WHORE" and pimp smacks him with a manga book,which we all know stuns the target till they get laid.
17:36:36) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Okay,I'll distract them,while you throw my spiffy shoe at the fire,that will cause a chain reaction with the molcules inside the fire which inturn will cause my shoe to ignite,once the shoe has ignited,I wan't you to pick it up,and put it next to a leaking fridge...now follow me on this,the fridge will act as a catalyst to speed the reaction of the fire which will make the shoe into a Nuclear weapon.
(17:37:38) fr4gm4st3r: Do I get to Gangsta Punch?
(17:39:24) SaNdWhIcHMaN: OKay,when you have the nuke in place next to the Pepsi machine I wan't you to get on Mario's back,and make him GANGSTA punch the nuke.Hopefully Russian paratroopers won't intercept the missle as it spikes
(17:39:41) fr4gm4st3r: Good.
(17:39:51) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Shitty mexican candy
(17:40:18) fr4gm4st3r: But what if Igor is in the area? The nuclear radiation alone will transform him into a mutant Cossack, causing him to PIMP SLAP the nuke on the way up, sending it right back at us!
(17:41:11) SaNdWhIcHMaN: No you see,I've laid an awsome plan!He will be in D's house eating pikza that D's dad bought.
(17:41:25) fr4gm4st3r: Ah. Hector, you're a genius.
(17:41:48) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Middle school my dear watson.
(17:42:25) fr4gm4st3r: But...what about Alex? His stupid beard and 1 and 1/2 eyebrows have a 30% chance to combine into an UBER CATERPILLAR negating all fission in the area, preventing our nuke from forming.
(17:57:45) SaNdWhIcHMaN: Okay now what we do is,place a muffler in his car,then he'll be like "What teh hell,where's my shitty noise".He'll have to come out to look.So thats when Damian comes from the muffler and says"YOU WHORE" and pimp smacks him with a manga book,which we all know stuns the target till they get laid.