Remember where you leave your pornos...
Okay...so recall a while back where I bragged about downloading a shitload of porn one night. Yeah.
Anyway...moving on...I burned it all onto a dvd to see if I could get it to play on my dvd player a while back. Due to the filetypes, it wouldn't recognize many of the files. So I just left the DVD in my player for the time being totally forgetting to pitch it. Fast forward to last night. Wall decided to play PS2 and switched my surround sound system from auxiliary 1 (ps2 sound) to dvd/cd mode. So while the game is loading, my porn dvd which I thought I had thrown away begins playing. Not the video, the sound. I'm sitting on the computer and hear moaning and I'm like, "WTF???" I look at Wall and he's making moaning sounds. I'm bout to tell him to shut the fuck up cuz it's getting pretty disturbing when I hear a DEFINITE woman's moan. Wall and I both look at each other like "WTF???" and then I'm like..."DUH!" and pop the porn DVD out. He's like, "HAHAHAHAHA!!!1!11 You left your porn in there!" and I was like, "DUH! I already told you all about it!" ...then he's like, "Uh...no..." Turns out I'd told Roth about it, not Wall. But yeah, anyway...so then I pitched the DVD. And now I think I'm sposed to hook him up with a copy when the dvd player is able to play all the files properly. I dunno...reading it it's not so funny...but if you were here...wow.
Anyway...moving on...I burned it all onto a dvd to see if I could get it to play on my dvd player a while back. Due to the filetypes, it wouldn't recognize many of the files. So I just left the DVD in my player for the time being totally forgetting to pitch it. Fast forward to last night. Wall decided to play PS2 and switched my surround sound system from auxiliary 1 (ps2 sound) to dvd/cd mode. So while the game is loading, my porn dvd which I thought I had thrown away begins playing. Not the video, the sound. I'm sitting on the computer and hear moaning and I'm like, "WTF???" I look at Wall and he's making moaning sounds. I'm bout to tell him to shut the fuck up cuz it's getting pretty disturbing when I hear a DEFINITE woman's moan. Wall and I both look at each other like "WTF???" and then I'm like..."DUH!" and pop the porn DVD out. He's like, "HAHAHAHAHA!!!1!11 You left your porn in there!" and I was like, "DUH! I already told you all about it!" ...then he's like, "Uh...no..." Turns out I'd told Roth about it, not Wall. But yeah, anyway...so then I pitched the DVD. And now I think I'm sposed to hook him up with a copy when the dvd player is able to play all the files properly. I dunno...reading it it's not so funny...but if you were here...wow.