Parenting For Dummies - Chapter 27

[s2_otter]

Title: Parenting For Dummies
Fandom(s) : U-KISS
Pairing(s): KeMaru and (real) brotherly love for the rest
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Genre: AU, IDEK. Reality? :D

Warnings: Awful!English, MPREG.
Author's Notes: HERE’S MY KEMARU FAMILY FIC, MUAHAHAHAH. Didn't check for mistakes, just posting as it is XD. Have fun?

Comments

[astraldreamz]

"Alexander then threw the broom on the floor, fed up with the broom for being taller. He waddled to his room and brought a book out, before passing it to Soohyun, who passed it to Kevin."
- I thought Alexander took out the book to sweep the floor with it. I was going to compliment him for such a smart idea.. but how do you sweep the floor using a book ==""

“Okay, sweet darlings, daddy won't remarry. Besides, if he does, I'll haunt him."
ROFLMFAO . Kevin, that's not what you say to kids. "haunt him"

This chapter was super cute >< Hehe, Soohyun and ball. Thanks for the update~<3

[astraldreamz]

XD this chapter makes me wonder... What in the world did Kibum do to make those 2 kids take care of their mother to this extent ><""" ... But its soo cute!

“Well then, you wouldn’t meet Prince Charming.” Kevin shrugged.“Okay, that made me think again.” Alexander giggled sheepishly."
- Seriously Xander?!?! You're a guy x.x ... It's suppose to be princess.. not prince charming ~ LOL ... But.. its cute how Xander has all of these typical child-like princess dreams >

[s2_otter]

Hahahaha, by running your thumb through the pages and letting the wind formed blow the dust away :P
But nah, he wanted Kevin to read him a story.
Win-win situation.
He doesn't need to sweep the floor, neither does Kevin :P!

HAHA, but well, there's no better word than that :P

No problem ^^

Haha, well, fathers have this very powerful tactic you'll never find out :P XD

ROFL. But you have to remember that the two kids grew up in an environment where their parents are both males. Or externally. And neither of them saw a need to teach them the society's unwritten rules like no gay relationship, and because Alexander had taken Kevin as his role model a long long time ago, it's pretty possible that he wants to be a housewife next time and be the female role :P
Afterall, Kevin had once wanted to dress him up as a girl till he was three :P

Thanks for commenting! ^^

[19izzati]

This uberly cute!!! the boys are super talking...mommy kevin is super patience when his boys asking questions and awww...cute BubbleXander and wow...BubbleXander got tones of info with fashion! You're cute xander! You are mommy's dearest boy and soohyunnie~~~you are always cute in asking about the ball...very cute little brother...weee~~~~ this is uberly cute chapter!! i love you~~~

[s2_otter]

Haha, yep!
Xander has been interested in girly clothes already :P
And Soohyun is obsessed about balls LOLOLOL.
I'm glad you liked it!
I love you too <3
Thanks for commenting~

[kevlene91]

jndsfioiiodfjdvjiopgoip CUTE CHAPPIE IS CUTE

“Okay, sweet darlings, daddy won't remarry. Besides, if he does, I'll haunt him."

YEAAAAH haunt him xD
Lol, Kevin made his own ending xDDDDD

[s2_otter]

^__^!
But Kibum wouldn't remarry so Kevin doesn't need to haunt him lololol.
Well, he was in a rush so there's nothing he could do but to make it easier :P
Thanks for commenting!

[ext_681672]

Okay I took super long to read this because I couldn't stop laughing.

First, is Kevin blonde or something? He's acting so bimbo-ish lol.
Alexander and Soohyun taking the story so seriously and questioning the plot. Why are they so clever? Come on, when I was a baby all I did was shit in my diapers and whine.

AND OMG, I DIDN'T KNOW CINDERELLA WAS CALLED ELLA. #DISCOVERYOFTHEDAY Come to think of it, I've never read Cinderella before. Hmm.... Thanks for narrating the story to me LOL. AND HAHAHAHA KEVIN'S VERSION IS SO FUNNY OMG HAHAHAHAHA.

BubbleXander reminds me of bubble pop... Not a good image.

[ext_681672]

WAAAAAIT, I'M NOT DONE COMMENTING.

“Okay, sweet darlings, daddy won't remarry. Besides, if he does, I'll haunt him.” Lol yes Kevin, you go do that. On the night of their marriage you can appear beside Kibum looking at them.... Hahahaha.

[s2_otter]

Haha! Where got bimbo!
But you reminded me that I never mentioned Kevin's hair colour.
Black is a little weird for me for this fic, but that'd mean he's blonde, and it's weird because his kids never questions :S
Whatever.

They are clever because they have superior genes, because they are two years old, because I'm the author and if they're not clever, I have nothing to write lol

Kevin's version isn't very far from the real one! Why funny? XD
I'm not sure, Cinderella has many versions, and one is that she was called Ella, /shrugs

BubbleXander reminds me of Powerpuff Girls :S

Rofl, Kevin wouldn't be scary anyhow. He looks pale white already, anyway.

Thanks for commenting! ^^

[lilmikan101]

OI. my name's ella u noes... so you're telling my laifu storeh. lulz. me and hyunseung falling in love at first sight and would get married the next morning. bwahahahaha~

i an tell how much cuteness there is in this chapter... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ and i read it late. lulz okay. im off to read behind the sex 8)

[s2_otter]

XD
Your life story it is, then xD

Haha, you're not that late, no worries!
^^
Thanks for commenting :)!