Parenting For Dummies - Chapter 5

Dec 23, 2010 12:58

Title: Parenting For Dummies
Fandom(s) : U-KISS
Pairing(s): KeMaru and (real) brotherly love for the rest
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Genre: AU, IDEK. Reality? :D

Warnings: Awful!English, MPREG.
Author's Notes: HERE’S MY KEMARU FAMILY FIC, MUAHAHAHAH. Didn't check for mistakes, just posting as it is XD. Have fun?

Kibum caught on after the scientific talk, laughing. “But our aliens would look magnificent.” )

parenting for dummies

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:00:02 UTC
SPOT for thyfloatinglily!
I don't know what to say, lol. Just claim this XD

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thyfloatinglily January 1 2011, 21:30:08 UTC
CLAIMED!

Lol finding out the gender... The minute I saw this line “But the chances are very slim since both of you carry the XY chromosome.” bio from sec2 suddenly rushed in >< were you thinking of that while writing that part? Lol xD

Kibum caught on after the scientific talk, laughing. “But our aliens would look magnificent.” seriously!!! What were you thinking? Haha but yeah I'll give it to you they will (: totally (:

Xander in the making lol (: woww I see so far ahead now into all the fun parts you were doodling on the white board xD but for now there's only 2 people xD soon they will be a crowd xD

How many chaps are you splitting this into?? Wow it should really be alot huh...

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s2_otter January 2 2011, 05:09:44 UTC
Lol. Uh, I wasn't particularly thinking about it.
But if XX and XY forms 50% chance for each gender,
shouldn't XY and XY form less chance for a girl?
Idk~ Cause XX = 25%, XY = 50%, YY = 25% (NO BABY)
Shrugs.

Haha, IKR. Kibum and Kevin has awesome genes. Did you read the comments on the prologue / first chapter. kimchi92 morphed their features together. Their baby would look awesome (how great, go get married!)

:D HAHA. Those parts. I haven't even written them in because Idk, I need them to be older to quarrel in coherent sentences lol.

Yeah, each chapter about a thousand words. The smut chapters are scarily longer though. About 3000 words. But there's only two and one is out already haha. I'm considering writing the third, but I'm only writing if it is significant. And I don't want the same kind of smut so I'll see what I can think of lol.

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:00:29 UTC
SPOT for swimmingcheese!
I feel like I have too much time seeing how everyone's busy lol.

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:00:55 UTC
SPOT for tissueconfetti!
Hehe :) More Kemaru fluff? :D

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tissueconfetti December 23 2010, 06:19:41 UTC
Aww, i love you for this.

Poor poor bummie(:
-shoos all the dark circles and eyebags and tiredness-

Al-laek-san-deo sounds nicer than Eh-lehk-xann-der to me!

I will never get tired of Kemaru fluff sweetie!

Anothermeaninglesscomment-faints-
<3~!

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 06:23:12 UTC
/sends you neverending love

Ahaha, those dark circles and eyebags and tiredness will play a role in the fic later later on :PPPP~

Huh. But Eh-lehk-xann-der is how you usually pronounce Alexander in English?

XDD~~! :D Good! :P

/loves meaningless comments~~
/revives

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:01:24 UTC
SPOT for eftsoon!
Enjoy more Kemaru~~!

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s2_otter January 4 2011, 12:30:26 UTC
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH DAYS FELT LIKE YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
SERIOUSLY.
AND REALLY, BB. T_______T!
I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW TOUCHED I WAS WHEN I SEE MY INBOX FILLED WITH YOUR ACCOUNT NAME <33!
I'm like /tears up
WHY SO SWEEEEEET?! /hugs tightly
Then I started smiling like an idiot :D

Yeah, sharp contrast XD Kevin's pampered, Kibum's slogging his guts out XD

Kibum ish naughty /nodsnods
Any naughty baby takes after him :P!

^^ Kibum has to work hard to get a baby girl! XD

HAHAHAHAHHA. Well, they don't know yet, shhh! XD!

HAHAHHAHAHA. DOCTOR IS SMART. HE ISSSSS SMARTTTTTT! XDDD

WELL! THAT'S AN AGREEMENT! MUAHAHAHA /shot

HAHA, I know right XD Poor thing, his wife is fluent though ^^

OMG. YOU WROTE LONGGGGGGG COMMENTS ALREADY, I'M LIKE AWED, SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND REALLY, IT'S NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE COMMENTS! You're just so sweet in general I WANNA EAT YOU UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Where did you go? :D

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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:01:53 UTC
SPOT for capturedhear-t!
Hehe, I gave you one line, now the whole thing's up~! ^^

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capturedhear_t December 23 2010, 05:21:45 UTC
HELLO.

Oh hey the moodswings are gone. Kibum must be like, "phew!" but the craving for food is really uncontrollable, I guess. x_x Poor Kibum! /hugs

Kevin looks younger while he's pregnant and being taken care by Kibum's mum. Hmmmmmmmmm. xD Kevin's Peter Pan!

Baby boy ~ I'm guessing that all the babies will be boys? xD AND LOL, the pronunciation thing. I can actually imagine it in my head. 8D


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s2_otter December 23 2010, 05:49:40 UTC
Hello hello :DD

HAHA yeah XD! At least Kevin isn't screaming at him anymore XD

He might just be :D But Kibum isn't Wendy 0.0 /weird face

HAHA. Okay, no hiding anymore, the babies ARE U-KISS. So yeah, lol all boys lollll. :D Glad you can~! :DD!

Haha, you read so fast~!

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capturedhear_t December 23 2010, 06:39:11 UTC
I'd like Kevin to be calm and quiet instead of screaming his butt off 8D

You never know if Kibum's secretly Wendy /wiggles eyebrow

I KNEW IT. Hehehehehe. :D

8D

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