Crochet 101

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Cast on new skein to previously completed row.

Triple-crochet 4 for blanket border.

TC in front stem of next 4.

TC back stem of next 4.

Remove yarn from kitten.

TC front, 4.

Remove kitten from yarn.

TC back 4.

Remove yarn from kitten, move skein farther away from kitten.

TC front 4.

Remove kitten from under blanket; place kitten on top of blanket instead.

TC back 4.

TC front 4.

Coo over kitten sleeping on crochet project.

TC front 4.

Remove second kitten from hair.

TC back 4.

Remove second kitten from yarn.

TC front 4.

Cover second kitten with blanket.

Screech like the damned, remove claws from leg, remove second kitten from under blanket.

TC back 4.

Pry crochet hook from second kitten's teeth.

TC front 4.

Give up working blanket, snuggle with kittens.

(I've managed to throw another skein and a half into my bedroom throw blanket this week.  It's almost done!)

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