Why I Love My Day Job

[s1ren]

Problem: rainwater collection pump not working
Notes from tech: CLEANED FILTER, WASHED MUD OUT OF TANK. REMOVED DEAD POSSUM. PUT CAGE OVER INLET TO PREVENT SUCKING UP POSSUMS.

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Comments

[woodwitch]

Sucking Up Possums sounds like a band name.

[s1ren]

Or a country song title.

[woodwitch]

Baby, I remember that summer
You and me on the back porch swing
Drinkin' lemonade and suckin' up possums
Listenin' to the crickets sing...

[s1ren]

*fallsdownLOL*

[woodwitch]

Ever since you left me that day, darlin
Standing in that awful Texas heat
With your new boyfriend and his Louisville Slugger
Me without you and my four front teeth

You just got in that Ford F-150
And that's the last of you I ever saw
I been missing you and my bicuspids, baby
And suckin' up possums through a straw

[s1ren]

*DIEZ*

You just made me cough my ass off trying not to LOL at work. :D

[woodwitch]

Muahaha.

[lorrieofthelake]

you've made me cry tears of the giggle fit. No sleep is da best.