God Save the USA
I have two friends, Malcolm and Shawn. Malcolm is from Texas and he's white. Shawn is from NoVA and he's Pakistani(aka he looks Arab). These are two very cool, hedonistic fools that probably go a too hard for their own good and it sometimes gets them in trouble. Malcolm and Shawn were walking back to Graham's party last weekend and Malcolm stopped to take a piss. Two cops come up on them and start writing citations. When one of them sees Malcolm is from Austin he starts chatting it up with him, but when Shawn tries to plead his case that he really wasn't doing anything the cop draws his night stick and orders him to stand down and tells him to give him an excuse to stuff him in the back of his car. Then they hand over the citations...Malcolm got Public Urination which is a $90 mail-in citation. Shawn got an Open Container and Underage Possession. Shawn had nothing on him, wasn't really that drunk, and wasn't the one breaking the law. He is being expelled from JMU because a racist bigot cop wanted to fuck an A-rab.
This is not the first time these two have run into the cops together but it always ends the same way, Malcolm slips by and Shawn gets fucked as hard as the situation allows. I hate the piece of shit, white trash scumbags that get authority in this country. With the vaginal secretions of a different species still moist on their shriveled pricks these slimeballs have destroyed the life of a very bright young student because they've decided anybody with brown skin and black hair is the enemy.
This is not the first time these two have run into the cops together but it always ends the same way, Malcolm slips by and Shawn gets fucked as hard as the situation allows. I hate the piece of shit, white trash scumbags that get authority in this country. With the vaginal secretions of a different species still moist on their shriveled pricks these slimeballs have destroyed the life of a very bright young student because they've decided anybody with brown skin and black hair is the enemy.