Dear Santa ;)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I turned sura_lou in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole southern_beau_7's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (61 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
s0uthern_sweeti