A Critical Response to Ulysses, Part I
There is a book called Ulysses that I am reading. It is a famous book. A man named Mr. Joyce wroted it back before my mommy was made. Mr. Joyce put in his book lots and lots of history! His book is big with words and much salaciousness. "The fox burying his grandmother under a hollybush" (27). Hahaha! Mr. Joyce tells little stories in his big book! I likes stories.
Mr. Joyce's book's hero's name is Stephen. Stephen is Irish and THIS MUCH depressed! I like Stephen but I do not like to spell his last name. DADELUS. Like a flower but not one. You know.
Mr. Buck Mulligan makes strong tea! When Mr. Mulligan wants water, Mr. Mulligan makes water. When he wants tea though, you know what Mr. Mulligan makes? Co-Cola? No! Mr. Mulligan makes tea! YAY!! Mr. Mulligan makes tea for everybody! Just kidding, he does not. But maybe if Stephen asked him he would,
Mr. Mulligan is a nice man, but Stephen does not like him. Oh no! Why you sad, Stephen? Your mommy dead? OH NO! Did you not pray when she was puking up yucky stuff and dying so dead? OH NO!
Mr. Dedalus thinks Mr. Mulligan is a real sonuvabitch. He owes him nine pounds though.
Mr. Dedalus likes money, but him no like money or badmen who like money. Like Mr Deasy. Mr Deasy a badmanAntiSemite with two copies of a article he wants Stephen to get published in magazines. Mr Deasy don't know publishing. I know a lady like that, too. I wrote in the margin of my Mr. Joyce's book, Mr Deasy don't know publishing, just like _____! HAHA! Mr Deasy is funny funny, but dumb racist man.
Mr. Joyce forgot to label his chapters. The book I got from my ladyfriend. She reads Mr. Joyce lots and Ulysses most of all. She labeled the chapters so Mr. Joyce wont have to come back to label. I turn to my page. I got to chapter 3. It's called "Proteus" like the X-Men villain who is the son of Dr. Moira McTaggart.
I will read more of Ulysses tomorrow. First I must brush my teeth go to bed. My ladyfriend will be proud! If she asked me to make tea for everybody I would. With much salaciousness.
Mr. Joyce's book's hero's name is Stephen. Stephen is Irish and THIS MUCH depressed! I like Stephen but I do not like to spell his last name. DADELUS. Like a flower but not one. You know.
Mr. Buck Mulligan makes strong tea! When Mr. Mulligan wants water, Mr. Mulligan makes water. When he wants tea though, you know what Mr. Mulligan makes? Co-Cola? No! Mr. Mulligan makes tea! YAY!! Mr. Mulligan makes tea for everybody! Just kidding, he does not. But maybe if Stephen asked him he would,
Mr. Mulligan is a nice man, but Stephen does not like him. Oh no! Why you sad, Stephen? Your mommy dead? OH NO! Did you not pray when she was puking up yucky stuff and dying so dead? OH NO!
Mr. Dedalus thinks Mr. Mulligan is a real sonuvabitch. He owes him nine pounds though.
Mr. Dedalus likes money, but him no like money or badmen who like money. Like Mr Deasy. Mr Deasy a badmanAntiSemite with two copies of a article he wants Stephen to get published in magazines. Mr Deasy don't know publishing. I know a lady like that, too. I wrote in the margin of my Mr. Joyce's book, Mr Deasy don't know publishing, just like _____! HAHA! Mr Deasy is funny funny, but dumb racist man.
Mr. Joyce forgot to label his chapters. The book I got from my ladyfriend. She reads Mr. Joyce lots and Ulysses most of all. She labeled the chapters so Mr. Joyce wont have to come back to label. I turn to my page. I got to chapter 3. It's called "Proteus" like the X-Men villain who is the son of Dr. Moira McTaggart.
I will read more of Ulysses tomorrow. First I must brush my teeth go to bed. My ladyfriend will be proud! If she asked me to make tea for everybody I would. With much salaciousness.