life is weird
dude. life is weird. i'm going to write about the random things on my mind now. =P
i talked to liane about todd* since she's a junior, and she was like- point him out to me, and i'll see if i can hook you guys up. LOLZZ how hilarious would that be?!? i dont think i want to go out with him though. plus i'm still hung up over ya'll know who.. ergh. i'm pathetic. but yeah, i dont even know him. maybe if i got to know him?? ehh. hes just nice to look at. hahaha so is matt* hehe except matt's* a senior. i think? hmm.. so joey can hook me up with matt* and liane can hook me up with todd*!!! hahaha jk here was lyric's response to the todd* predicament. lolzz i'm liking that word.. just like residue and infastructure haha
" lmao! that would be so awesome if she set you up with todd. i must meet this friend of yours; i have a few juniors i wouldnt mind being hooked up with...lol, j/k. imagine if u actually went out with todd...
::todd and jess over a romantic candlelit dinner::
JESS: todd, i love u.
TODD: my name is eric, jess.
JESS: no its not. its todd.
TODD: u know, ur giving me an inferiority complex! i think u secretly had a lover named todd that u keep confusing me with. YOURE CHEATING ON ME ARENT U? ::runs off sobbing::
JESS: no, todd, its not like that! ::looks at food:: yum, chicken! "
chapman did "that duck thing" to me in russian/east asian cause i was falling asleep. "oh, thats just to wake up jess over there, she's falling asleep on us." oh goodness, the mortification.. i wanted to fucking jump out the window. notice. NOTICE my life.
OMGOSH GUESS WHAT!! i might go to japan as a foreign exchange student over the summer!!!!!!! wouldnt that be awesome?!?!? but that would really suck if didnt have time to hang out with you guys before i went. or after. cause it's a given- i have to see everyone during the summer. it seems so far off, but it'll be here before we know it. plus, i wanna go to maryland. cause a certain someone there rox my fucking sox. lolzz i wanna go to windsurfing camp again too.. hehe andrewwww... whos in college in canada right now.... *drool* lmfao and thats also in maryland. why is everything somewhere else?? new jerseys so boring. i wanna move. like- really. when i was faced with the question of whether i wanted to move to chicago or not, i was like- no!!!!! and when i was faced with the question of whether i wanted to go to bergen academy instead of nhs, i was like- nooo!!!!! lolzz. but i hate new jersey. and i hate my school. .. i guess deep inside i love it. haha did ya know new jersey's #4 on the list of u.s. states from the smartest to dumbest?? massachusetts is the smartest state, connecticut was 2nd, vermont was 3rd, and new jersey was 4th. woot woot!! thats all i remember from the list. oh yeah. and new mexico is the dumbest state for the 3rd year in a row. isnt that lovely?? haha
our official soccer song is stuck in my head.. "my goodies, my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies!" lmfao and so is "gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!!" hahaha and "wait- they dont love you like i love you" and crazy train is stuck in my head. and gibberish. lolzz
rob and tom were "getting high" in chem class. lmfao they took the filter paper and made it look like a joint, and they were pretending to get high off of it. omgosh it was the funniest thing ever. and they were telling everyone to pass it around. lolzz and i was cracking up cause it was histerical, and rob was like- dude, jess over there wants a hit, she's laughing already. haha rob still has to sing 'a whole new world' in chem lolzz
speaking of chem, that is the most perverted class ever. lets see.. there was that video we had to watch.... which i wont even talk about.. but after that perverted section, rob was asking dr. n. if we could watch that part again, and dr. n. was like- oh, does that appeal to you rob?? LMFAO and then when alex asked dr. n. to bring the top board thing down, he was like- ok, and then when you're done, i'll just jack it up a little. lolzz
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural. But we got pills for that. We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?” Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is… people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
haha i took that from henry's xanga. its hilarious.
guess what, i'm in 2 bands!! lolzz i might be in a 3rd one too.. hahah but probably not, cause i dont really want to hang out with the people in the 3rd one more than i already need too. lolzz. so freak tapioca accident is AWESOME. hehe and then the other one... i asked jason whether we had a name. and he was like- err.. lolzz well, we're playing at cafe night!!! haha and freak tapioca accident... well we're all writing our songs.. ya know.. making lyrics and tunes and everything. so cool. hehe brian said we can use his studio to record our songs and stuff. hehe (ok, fine lyric, i admit he's kinda ok. but not really. and hot eye guy* is most definitely not hott. i saw hot eye guy* at shoprite with his mom lolzz)
oh yeah. men's fitness. lmfao we should have sent it in.
henry zhang
69 gay street
nutley, nj 07110
i_likeMEN@boners.com
hahaha
lolzz suba downloads gay porn. lmfao jk
we got school pictures back!! i dont like mine but i'm too lazy to get retakes and everyone else says mine look fine. soo ehh. w.e omgosh we're getting our i.d. cards monday, and we're gonna have to wear them!!! ackerz!!! alex said its like- a lanyard necklace thing with the i.d. card on it, and the lanyard is like- an inch thick. hell, no am i wearing it. no. its like- we're fucking jews in a nazi camp!!! might as well fucking tatoo serial numbers onto our arms!!!!!! geesh. i'm gonna fucking complain. schools already a jail, you dont have to make us feel more like prisoners..
today i was reading 'the ring' manga, and i didnt even get 1/4 through it but i was FREAKING out.. omgoshhh cause ive never seen the movie, and i dont like horror movies. at all. i freak out. omgosh. like alex took the manga and kept going to the kreepy pictures and showing them to me so i would freak out and i was like practically crying, i was so freaked. and its not even the movie!! its manga!! see, that's why i cant watch scary movies!! i need someone to hold my hand!!! lmfao like joey kept scaring me and stuff while i was reading it. ahh!!! and then she kept doing that meow thing like in 'the grudge' which i will most definitely NOT watch with you guys since all you guys want to watch it. haha joey said she'll take me to another movie with some other people if you guys watch 'the grudge' cause i'll probably get freaked out after the title screen comes on. lmfao
sebastian: u r nocturnal or soemthing...
me: yeah i am
me: i sleep during the day
sebastian: u n ur care bear pjs...
me: YES
me: WHATS WRONG WITH CARE BEAR PJS
me: I THINK THEYRE HOTT
sebastian: they r for losers haha ^^
me: are you suggesting something sebastian bae?!??
me: huhh?!???
sebastian: umm no *rollz eyes
me: ya wanna mess????
me: lets take this outside
sebastian: i dont pick on ppl smaller than me ^^
me: HEYY!!!!!!!!!!!
me: NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: waaahhhh.....
sebastian: awwwww
me: *sobs in the corner*
sebastian: dont use the guilt routine
me: GO AWAY YOU POOPIE HEAD!!
what is with everyone and making fun of me?!? ::sigh:: i swear, it's like- everyone is secretly plotting against me and i dont even know it.. dundundun.. haha
heyy does anyone get manicure or pedicure or w.e?? cause my moms friend opened a nail salon right next to santinis.. its called allure nail or something like that. she told me to advertise for her and if anyone was interested, give them these coupon thingees. lolzz. and she made me promise to go there every saturday. haha yeah right. i dont think jess and nail salon can be put in the same sentence. lolzz
always and forever,
your small asian,
<33 * jessie *
i talked to liane about todd* since she's a junior, and she was like- point him out to me, and i'll see if i can hook you guys up. LOLZZ how hilarious would that be?!? i dont think i want to go out with him though. plus i'm still hung up over ya'll know who.. ergh. i'm pathetic. but yeah, i dont even know him. maybe if i got to know him?? ehh. hes just nice to look at. hahaha so is matt* hehe except matt's* a senior. i think? hmm.. so joey can hook me up with matt* and liane can hook me up with todd*!!! hahaha jk here was lyric's response to the todd* predicament. lolzz i'm liking that word.. just like residue and infastructure haha
" lmao! that would be so awesome if she set you up with todd. i must meet this friend of yours; i have a few juniors i wouldnt mind being hooked up with...lol, j/k. imagine if u actually went out with todd...
::todd and jess over a romantic candlelit dinner::
JESS: todd, i love u.
TODD: my name is eric, jess.
JESS: no its not. its todd.
TODD: u know, ur giving me an inferiority complex! i think u secretly had a lover named todd that u keep confusing me with. YOURE CHEATING ON ME ARENT U? ::runs off sobbing::
JESS: no, todd, its not like that! ::looks at food:: yum, chicken! "
chapman did "that duck thing" to me in russian/east asian cause i was falling asleep. "oh, thats just to wake up jess over there, she's falling asleep on us." oh goodness, the mortification.. i wanted to fucking jump out the window. notice. NOTICE my life.
OMGOSH GUESS WHAT!! i might go to japan as a foreign exchange student over the summer!!!!!!! wouldnt that be awesome?!?!? but that would really suck if didnt have time to hang out with you guys before i went. or after. cause it's a given- i have to see everyone during the summer. it seems so far off, but it'll be here before we know it. plus, i wanna go to maryland. cause a certain someone there rox my fucking sox. lolzz i wanna go to windsurfing camp again too.. hehe andrewwww... whos in college in canada right now.... *drool* lmfao and thats also in maryland. why is everything somewhere else?? new jerseys so boring. i wanna move. like- really. when i was faced with the question of whether i wanted to move to chicago or not, i was like- no!!!!! and when i was faced with the question of whether i wanted to go to bergen academy instead of nhs, i was like- nooo!!!!! lolzz. but i hate new jersey. and i hate my school. .. i guess deep inside i love it. haha did ya know new jersey's #4 on the list of u.s. states from the smartest to dumbest?? massachusetts is the smartest state, connecticut was 2nd, vermont was 3rd, and new jersey was 4th. woot woot!! thats all i remember from the list. oh yeah. and new mexico is the dumbest state for the 3rd year in a row. isnt that lovely?? haha
our official soccer song is stuck in my head.. "my goodies, my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies!" lmfao and so is "gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!!" hahaha and "wait- they dont love you like i love you" and crazy train is stuck in my head. and gibberish. lolzz
rob and tom were "getting high" in chem class. lmfao they took the filter paper and made it look like a joint, and they were pretending to get high off of it. omgosh it was the funniest thing ever. and they were telling everyone to pass it around. lolzz and i was cracking up cause it was histerical, and rob was like- dude, jess over there wants a hit, she's laughing already. haha rob still has to sing 'a whole new world' in chem lolzz
speaking of chem, that is the most perverted class ever. lets see.. there was that video we had to watch.... which i wont even talk about.. but after that perverted section, rob was asking dr. n. if we could watch that part again, and dr. n. was like- oh, does that appeal to you rob?? LMFAO and then when alex asked dr. n. to bring the top board thing down, he was like- ok, and then when you're done, i'll just jack it up a little. lolzz
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural. But we got pills for that. We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?” Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is… people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
haha i took that from henry's xanga. its hilarious.
guess what, i'm in 2 bands!! lolzz i might be in a 3rd one too.. hahah but probably not, cause i dont really want to hang out with the people in the 3rd one more than i already need too. lolzz. so freak tapioca accident is AWESOME. hehe and then the other one... i asked jason whether we had a name. and he was like- err.. lolzz well, we're playing at cafe night!!! haha and freak tapioca accident... well we're all writing our songs.. ya know.. making lyrics and tunes and everything. so cool. hehe brian said we can use his studio to record our songs and stuff. hehe (ok, fine lyric, i admit he's kinda ok. but not really. and hot eye guy* is most definitely not hott. i saw hot eye guy* at shoprite with his mom lolzz)
oh yeah. men's fitness. lmfao we should have sent it in.
henry zhang
69 gay street
nutley, nj 07110
i_likeMEN@boners.com
hahaha
lolzz suba downloads gay porn. lmfao jk
we got school pictures back!! i dont like mine but i'm too lazy to get retakes and everyone else says mine look fine. soo ehh. w.e omgosh we're getting our i.d. cards monday, and we're gonna have to wear them!!! ackerz!!! alex said its like- a lanyard necklace thing with the i.d. card on it, and the lanyard is like- an inch thick. hell, no am i wearing it. no. its like- we're fucking jews in a nazi camp!!! might as well fucking tatoo serial numbers onto our arms!!!!!! geesh. i'm gonna fucking complain. schools already a jail, you dont have to make us feel more like prisoners..
today i was reading 'the ring' manga, and i didnt even get 1/4 through it but i was FREAKING out.. omgoshhh cause ive never seen the movie, and i dont like horror movies. at all. i freak out. omgosh. like alex took the manga and kept going to the kreepy pictures and showing them to me so i would freak out and i was like practically crying, i was so freaked. and its not even the movie!! its manga!! see, that's why i cant watch scary movies!! i need someone to hold my hand!!! lmfao like joey kept scaring me and stuff while i was reading it. ahh!!! and then she kept doing that meow thing like in 'the grudge' which i will most definitely NOT watch with you guys since all you guys want to watch it. haha joey said she'll take me to another movie with some other people if you guys watch 'the grudge' cause i'll probably get freaked out after the title screen comes on. lmfao
sebastian: u r nocturnal or soemthing...
me: yeah i am
me: i sleep during the day
sebastian: u n ur care bear pjs...
me: YES
me: WHATS WRONG WITH CARE BEAR PJS
me: I THINK THEYRE HOTT
sebastian: they r for losers haha ^^
me: are you suggesting something sebastian bae?!??
me: huhh?!???
sebastian: umm no *rollz eyes
me: ya wanna mess????
me: lets take this outside
sebastian: i dont pick on ppl smaller than me ^^
me: HEYY!!!!!!!!!!!
me: NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: waaahhhh.....
sebastian: awwwww
me: *sobs in the corner*
sebastian: dont use the guilt routine
me: GO AWAY YOU POOPIE HEAD!!
what is with everyone and making fun of me?!? ::sigh:: i swear, it's like- everyone is secretly plotting against me and i dont even know it.. dundundun.. haha
heyy does anyone get manicure or pedicure or w.e?? cause my moms friend opened a nail salon right next to santinis.. its called allure nail or something like that. she told me to advertise for her and if anyone was interested, give them these coupon thingees. lolzz. and she made me promise to go there every saturday. haha yeah right. i dont think jess and nail salon can be put in the same sentence. lolzz
always and forever,
your small asian,
<33 * jessie *