My dad and his damn lottery luck

[s0cialsuicide]

It was really funny because we were telling my dad which lottery tickets to buy for tonight, and my dad says "I missed the number by 1 again last night" and does his usual speech in which he is usually lying and did win. Then my mom gets on his ass about him never winning and he turns around to me and flashes me over $500 cash. HAHAA. He said he won but he just don't tell her.

I find it hilarious.