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This is an amusing conversation I just had with Matt K. The thought jokes come from this Eddie Izzard comedy sketch he and I both like where he is being Darth Vader saying he could kill someone with a thought...just didn't want this to confuse anyone. Enjoy.
Rzeznik1085: im so bored
drummerK214: r u not watching the game?
Rzeznik1085: what game
drummerK214: ......
Rzeznik1085: alabama auburn?
drummerK214: the iron bowl
drummerK214: yeah
Rzeznik1085: no
drummerK214: y not?
Rzeznik1085: cuz i dont like football
drummerK214: weirdo
Rzeznik1085: stupid marine
drummerK214: hey i can kill u and get away with it
Rzeznik1085: i can kill you with a thought
drummerK214: heh
Rzeznik1085: and get away with that, too
drummerK214: no u cant
Rzeznik1085: uh huh
drummerK214: nope
Rzeznik1085: why not
drummerK214: cuz
drummerK214: there are more Marines than landons
Rzeznik1085: yes, which is why i can get away with it
drummerK214: oh no
Rzeznik1085: what's the loss of one marine?
Rzeznik1085: that's why they have so many of you guys
Rzeznik1085: in cases like this where one gets killed...with a thought
drummerK214: heh
drummerK214: actually we're the smallest branch
Rzeznik1085: but more marines than landons, none the less
Rzeznik1085: there's like 3 and a half of us
drummerK214: hehe
Rzeznik1085: and like 49mil of you guys
drummerK214: not really
Rzeznik1085: i'm just pulling numbers out of my butt, of course they aren't gonna be exact
drummerK214: heh i know
Rzeznik1085: man i need a girlfriend
drummerK214: no u dont
drummerK214: i'm getting rid of mine sometime
Rzeznik1085: can i have her
drummerK214: sure..but u can't touch her
drummerK214: that'd piss me off
Rzeznik1085: how can i, she's in CA
drummerK214: hehe
drummerK214: true
Rzeznik1085: but i COULD touch her...with a thought
drummerK214: hehe no
drummerK214: but i'm goin to get food
Rzeznik1085: get me something
drummerK214: i got something for ya
Rzeznik1085: well let me have it
Rzeznik1085: and if you say a 19 year old weiner, i'm not going to be too happy
Good stuff right there.
Rzeznik1085: im so bored
drummerK214: r u not watching the game?
Rzeznik1085: what game
drummerK214: ......
Rzeznik1085: alabama auburn?
drummerK214: the iron bowl
drummerK214: yeah
Rzeznik1085: no
drummerK214: y not?
Rzeznik1085: cuz i dont like football
drummerK214: weirdo
Rzeznik1085: stupid marine
drummerK214: hey i can kill u and get away with it
Rzeznik1085: i can kill you with a thought
drummerK214: heh
Rzeznik1085: and get away with that, too
drummerK214: no u cant
Rzeznik1085: uh huh
drummerK214: nope
Rzeznik1085: why not
drummerK214: cuz
drummerK214: there are more Marines than landons
Rzeznik1085: yes, which is why i can get away with it
drummerK214: oh no
Rzeznik1085: what's the loss of one marine?
Rzeznik1085: that's why they have so many of you guys
Rzeznik1085: in cases like this where one gets killed...with a thought
drummerK214: heh
drummerK214: actually we're the smallest branch
Rzeznik1085: but more marines than landons, none the less
Rzeznik1085: there's like 3 and a half of us
drummerK214: hehe
Rzeznik1085: and like 49mil of you guys
drummerK214: not really
Rzeznik1085: i'm just pulling numbers out of my butt, of course they aren't gonna be exact
drummerK214: heh i know
Rzeznik1085: man i need a girlfriend
drummerK214: no u dont
drummerK214: i'm getting rid of mine sometime
Rzeznik1085: can i have her
drummerK214: sure..but u can't touch her
drummerK214: that'd piss me off
Rzeznik1085: how can i, she's in CA
drummerK214: hehe
drummerK214: true
Rzeznik1085: but i COULD touch her...with a thought
drummerK214: hehe no
drummerK214: but i'm goin to get food
Rzeznik1085: get me something
drummerK214: i got something for ya
Rzeznik1085: well let me have it
Rzeznik1085: and if you say a 19 year old weiner, i'm not going to be too happy
Good stuff right there.